(c)exo9monsters

Baekhyun: “Can I help you?” *gives your ex the best glare he can and you can’t help but smile because of him*

Chanyeol: *sees your ex boyfriend trying to hurt you and failing miserably as you just stared at him unamused, so he walks over with a look as soon as the ex caught sight of him*

Kai: *walks up with Sehun, Chanyeol and Suho in tow, the numbers immediately threatening to your ex* “Did you make him cry?”

Suho: *just calls security to your ex off of the premises* “He was uninvited so why should he stay?”

Kyungsoo: *as soon as he saw the tears in your eyes, he was across the room in a second getting right up into your ex’s face, no matter the height difference*

Sehun: *sassy Sehun comes out to make your ex feel small so he leaves you alone* “So you’re his ex?” *gives your ex an unimpressed look* “Hmph.”

Lay: *looks at your ex* “No wonder you’re not together anymore.”

Chen: “He’s mine now, you lost him, so what are you still doing here?” *badass Chen comes out*

Xiumin: “Who do you think you are?”