why the signs spend so long in the shower
they're trying out their new lush products and shaving all the hair below their brows:libra, taurus, leo
they got sidetracked thinking about how they're going to answer interview questions when they get famous and also singing along to unwritten by natasha beddingfield:gemini, aries
they're thinking about their problems and crying on the floor of the tub; probably haven't even washed their hair yet 20 minutes in:cancer, pisces
they're practicing burning in hell:aquarius, scorpio, sagittarius
they actually get out of the shower in like 10 minutes or less but then spend forever putting on lotion afterward:capricorn, virgo
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