I wanna tell you guys something you might find hilarious. Okay, so this afternoon, me and my cousin went to travel to our uncle's place because it's his son's birthday. His son and us, my cousins and me, are close friends since in elementary. And when we got there, the party already started. I greated my uncles and some other friends. Then me, my cousin and the birthday boy decided to sit for a minute. Not long when four girls approached us and one of them said that she likes me. I was shocked and doesn't know how to answer her confession, so I told her, "I'm sorry I'm gay!" I didn't realized that I raised my tone a bit and my cousin heard. He choked on his drink and started to yell, "I knew it! I knew it!" He said it over and over as he clap his hands. And there I am, shrinking in embarassment. I mean, I can't just say 'I like you, too.' To her, right? I mean, we just met for a couple of hours? How great. Now my cousin's teasing me about it non stop. Can you guys give me some advice on how to kill someone without leaving a single evidence? Because I really want to kill my cousin right now.