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THE TUNING PEGS ARE GOD DAMN PANCAKES!!!

LOOK AT IT!! JESUS LIIKE AT IT TOWERING ABOVE THE MAN PLAYING IT IN THE BACK AND COMPAIR THE SIZE (hehe joke here) TO THE BASSES IN FRONT OF HIM!!!! BASSES ARE USUALLY TALLER THAT YOU!!!

THE OCTOBASS IS HUUUGGEEE!!

and i no longer have the right to complain about my bass.... 

200 SHEEP WHERE KILLED AND THE GUTS WHERE USED TO MAKE THE STRINGS!!
LIKE !! I WANT SOME GUT STRINGS FOR MY INTRUMENTS BUT 200 SHEEP INTESTINES USEDD??!! WTF

one more thing...

where can I get an octobass..?

I know only seven where made but I WAnT ONE!!!!!