WOULD YOU RATHER... 

 

Have pubic hair for teeth OR teeth for pubic hair? 

WHAT THE NONE NOPE. NUH-UH.

 

 

 

*IMAGINING*

 

 

EWW HAHAHA

 

 

 

Use sandpaper for toilet paper OR vinegar for eye drops?

OMG IM IN A CRISIS @_@. MY POOR . MY POOR EYES @_@

 

I LOVE YOU, . SO VINEGAR FOR EYE DROPS >.<

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. IT WILL ONLY HURT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND IT'D BE GONE. 

 

 

 

bricks OR puke slugs?

HUHUHUHUHU PUKE SLUGS, I SUPPOSE

 

 

Have no knees OR no elbows?

SINCE I'M A LAZY WALKER... NO KNEES! HAHAHAHA. WHEELCHAIR BABY.

 

WAIT NO. I LOVE HIKING :(

 

 

 

 

Eat a bowl of once OR have explosive diarrhoea for the rest of your life?

GODDAMN . EAT BOWL OF ONCE. I ONCE ATE MY WHEN I WAS A KID SO WHY THE HELL NOT. 

 

Have something in your eye OR need to sneeze but never be able to, for a year?

I DON'T GET THE QUESTION EXACTLY, SO... NEVER BE ABLE TO SNEEZE FOR A YEAR?

 

Be a dragon OR have a dragon?

BE A DRAGON!

 

Have with a goat, but no one would know OR not have with one, but everyone would think you did?

WTF. IDC ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK SO THE LATTER PART

 

Be really hairy all over your body and not be able to shave OR not have one hair anywhere?

OH NO. OH NO

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>.<

 

NO HAIR , I GUES

 

Be rich and ugly OR poor and good looking?

RICH AND UGLY PSH. I HAVE MONEY TO MAKE MYSELF PRETTY

Always have to say everything on your mind OR never speak again?

OFC SPEAK MY MIND OUT! 

Be able to turn invisible OR be able to fly?

FLY AND TRAVEL!

THO I CAN ALSO TRAVEL IF I CAN BE INVISIBLE >:] AND WONT NEED ANY MONEY

Be 3 feet shorter OR 3 feet taller?

3 FEET TALLER!!

Have one wish granted now OR 3 wishes granted in ten years?

*LOL OVERDOSE_KPOPER'S ANSWER WAS A CLEVER ONE I WANT THAT TOO >.<*

SOOOOOOOO.... I WISH ALL MY WISHES IN THE FUTURE WILL BE GRANTED

 

a smelly man's armpit OR chew on his rotten toe nail?

 

Be buried alive OR stranded at sea?

STRANDED AT SEA LOL

 

See into the future OR change the past?

CHANGE THE PAST? SIMPLY BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE BC IT MIGHT BORE ME AND WHATEVERNESS

Speak every language in the world fluently OR be the best in the world in one area of your choosing?

BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

Spend five years in solitary confinement in prison and become rich OR never go to prison but never become rich?

OH GOD I HATE SOLITARY. :( I DONT NEED TO BE RICH THO :P SO YEAH THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS

 

Always have to tell the truth OR always lie?

>:D TELL THE TRUTH >:D

CANDOR IS MY SECOND OR THIRD FUNCTION IN DIVERGENT (DAUNTLESS IS FIRST THEN ERUDITE)

 

Live in the Harry Potter universe OR the Pokémon universe?

HARRY POTTER! I WANNA BE A WIZARD

Be in Antarctica OR wear a snow suit in the desert?

LOL YOU GONNA KILL ME BOTH. SNOW SUIT IN THE DESERT. 

 

Spend 5 years in prison for something you didn't do OR ten years for something you did?

WTF! JUSTICE BRUH. 5 YRS IN PRISON FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO? THATS JUST CRAP. I DESERVE 10 YEARS LOL

Discover a cure for cancer OR find out once and for all if God was real?

DISCOVER A CURE FOR CANCER. LOL LET'S NOT TRY TO FIND OUT IF GOD IS REAL, BC IF HE AIN'T, IMAGINE THE EFFECT THAT WILL DO THAT TO PEOPLE! MASSIVE CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASSIVE I'M TELLING YOU!  

 

For Guys: Have a -sized OR a -sized ?

 

For Girls: Have nostrils that look like s OR a that looks like a nostril?

HUH

 

Always be slightly over-dressed OR always be slightly under-dressed?

LOL IDK

 

Have a saw-off shotgun OR a flame-thrower, in a zombie apocalypse?

A FLAME THROWER IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE COULD BE USEFUL

 

Pee yourself in public OR yourself in private, but have to wait three hours to clean it up?

IN PRIVATE

 

And the worst of all...

Watch your parents have for the rest of your life OR join in once to stop it?

LOL WATCH THEM. WHY THE WOULD I JOIN THEM