im jong un

BEWARE! I am coming for you.

NICKNAMES: 

► General head / Royal   - Jong Un is not really popular among the members. And there are multiple reasons why. Being one of the youngest and then also being the leader does irk some of them but what drives all of the members mad at some point is how narcissistic Jong Un can actually be. Someone save that child, he seriously thinks he's a royal.

► Big Mouth Idiot/ Stupid Kid/ The "Brace yourselves, bull is coming" - To top it all Jong Un is not only annoying to the members because of his  narcissism, he's also a super huge macho who just can't shut up and most of what he says doesn't even have any kind of intellectual content. It's just stupid what he comes up with, the essence of most of it nonetheless being that he's great.

► Dr. Feel Good - As a self-declared ladies' man, this kid is gracing himself with the title of Dr. Feel Good. Who wants a prescription?

LANGUAGES: 

► Korean - Mothertongue, of course he speaks Korean fluently. He also uses the Busan dialect very often which makes him look especially intimidating to others every now and then. He just talks extremely straightforwardly. And he doesn't really know where the limits of good manners are.

► English- Fake Fluent. In other words he doesn't understand . But his pronounciation can be pretty good if he practices enough. Therefore he gets to pretend he knows what he's actually saying, singing and rapping in English because his words sound decent whereas he doesn't have any idea what he's talking about. He loves to swear in English, tho. Sounds more badass than Korean.

APPEARANCE: 

► Jong Un isn't one of those super tall idols. He neither is one of those super skinny ones, either. He's pretty average when it comes to body structures, his fans lovingly calling him "the chub one" because there is no such thing like being bony skinny for him. His unwillingness to do without proper meals is making sure that this is never going to happen. But don't think he's chubby. He's skinny. Just not that unhealthy way of skinny as other idols.

► There's also something else special about him: a tattoo. You think trainees can't have tattoos? Then you didn't meet Jong Un yet. He has his ways to get what he wants. And if it's a tattoo, then he gets himself a tattoo.  It's not a very visible one however, the black tribal tiger on his back representing his Chinese zodiac and how badass he actually is. Really badass. Meow Rawr!

STYLE: 

► Favorite colors? Black and White! Favorite clothes? Black and White! If it's not pink, stylists manage to get Jong Un into almost everything even though his favorite style is more of hip hopish and mostly black and white. He loves him a nice pair of sneakers and as long as his hair is on fleek everythings good. Because a pretty face manages to shine even in a garbage bag, they say.

PRETTY BOIZ

 I am what I am.

TRAITS: narcissistic | passionate | bullheaded | just some kind of utterly dumb | attention-seeking | charming

PERSONALITY: 

► STEP ASIDE PEASANTS, YOUR GRACE IS ARRIVING. If there ever was a Diva in K-Pop, step aside bro, cuz Jong Un is coming for that spot and believe me when I say he's the definition of it. Nobody knows where it comes from but he has those special airs and graces, being a spoiled brat thoroughly and pushing others around as if they were his servants the whole day as he pleases. He thinks he's the and he doesn't make a secret out of it. Everyone, be enlightenend! All of you poor souls shall know about the greatness of leader Im Jong Un! So it may be! May it be Jong Un! The meaning of 'love yourself' comes to a completely new level regarding Jong Un. His megalomania is hitting another planet, that's how giant it is. No wonder antis come up with references to NK leader Kim Jong Un (and because it's fun playing with their names), but (Im!) Jong Un would just laugh over it and answer like "Dictator? Sure, I'm the Dictator of your heart, babe." because seriously... who would ever think that he is not absolutely awesome? Did I mention how delusional he can be? Oh, I didn't? But I don't need to? Aight. Anyway... how can you judge this boy harshly? He's still so young! And that is why he never changed... because in his younger years nobody ever told him to stop (not as if he would have ever listened), saying that he was young and cute and would grow out of this behavior. Guess what - he didn't!

► THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR. For whatever he does, if he does it, there must be passion behind it. And if there is passion, he is going to be an All-In person. As a very persistent person when it comes to things he likes, he's one of those people who work all night. Maybe even comparable to a workaholic but once he loses interest in things, he'll drop them like hot fries. Jong Un doesn't even look at stuff or people he doesn't like. Because royals don't bother with that . His time is precious, why would he even give a in that case. Jong Un is a hot mess that can't hide who he really is. He is talented, that's for sure, but his character doesn't get the best of him for others. Royal Ent. staff always have to clean up the chaos he causes and with such a passionate (in both negative and positive ways) person, trouble is assured 100%. Controversials? Dating scandals? Fights? Just being him in public? Fans defend him with their hearts and souls while antis hate him just as strong. But talented and hard-working as he is, plus the amount of shameless luck he has, he grew to one of those persons that revolutionize the K-Pop industry (Quote Jong Un - done). Granted, despite being some pretty dumb and careless person, he still manages to learn super quickly thanks to his quickly ignited fire of interest and always delivers pretty good performances. You can't take that away from him. He might be an awful person but he still is a great artist.

► I'D EVEN DYE MY HAIR BLONDE FOR YA - I CAN BE YOUR JUSTIN BIEBER. Whatever he wants, Jong Un has his ways to achieve what he is longing for. Mostly because of his way of extreme acting. There is no thinking for him. He is a man of action. And is there even a limit of how far he can go for it? Not really. He does believe that what he gets is granted, that he is destined to get that far, that a higher power loves him as much as he loves himself. So, he never even accepts a "No". Who would even dare say No to him? Can that actually happen? Not in his world. He interprets others' words always the way he wants and needs them for himself and his self-esteem, so others always get iffy about important things he tells them and knowing that he will always deform their words without even questioning what he's doing gets them really annoyed as well. His stubbornness yet is something remarkable that some people actually might admire. He also is super straight-forward, there's no thing like being half-heartedly for him. If something crosses his mind, he most of the time wishes to tell the others and since he's also very impatient, he's just throwing his brainfarts and idiocy at others as if he was shooting them with a machine gun. Doesn't help that he isn't of the clever kind, either...

► TO THE BEAUTIFUL ME. Reputation indeed is all if you want to survive in today's Korean society, especially in Korea's music industry. Freelancer Jong Un still couldn't care less about that pathetic way of thinking. He wants to come out big as the person he is and honestly spoken, he's the worst actor ever, he'd never manage to hide who he is. But who is Im Jong Un put aside all the already mentioned facts? He doesn't really care about education (gosh, never ask him about history or politics, this kid doesn't know anything about it but would still try to talk about it), he doesn't care about rules, he couldn't care less about what others think of him. Good thing, he is charming enough to present himself as a loveable idiot. His narcissism might be one of a kind but since he goes all the way even if he makes a fool out of himself, people still like him. He's funny to watch, so his fans say. He's lovely and cute, they say. He is who he is, who he wants to be, he's not faking what kind of person he is - the main reason lots of youngsters admire him. Because he doesn't hide his true colors, he does mistakes everyone does, he's just not another fake, perfect idol people find everywhere. He's authentic. Even if he's an idiot. But that idiocy might in the end break his neck as the controversial guy he is, always seeking for the attention of everyone and ultimately being one of the medias' favorite idols. He delivers just beautifully much to rant about. G-Dragon's scandals were huge? Wait for this child to launch. Beware, everyone. Bull is coming.

► LEADER? DOESN'T THAT MEAN I AM THE BOSS? Poor BOIZ members have to deal with this little over here... who even allowed him to be the leader? He's a polarizing person that automatically grabs the attention of masses, may it be positively or negatively. As much as he is controversial, he is a rolemodel to people out there and whereas stuck in so many scandals, gets away with it just too often. You could put him right into the rows of Block B's Zico or Big Bang's G-Dragon. He might be the worst leader existing on this planet but at the same time he does a good job in basically being the face of a whole new movement in the way of thinking of the youth even though he just initiated it by being a lunatic idiot. Let's say he's BOIZ' Trump Card.

BACKGROUND: 

► STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW I'M HERE. Born to a pretty average couple in Busan, Jong Un grew up having an even more average life... but he wouldn't be Jong Un if he didn't think he was meant to be so much more than just a random kid in a big city. From the cradle he knew he wanted to be so much more, so even as a kid he wanted to be like those idols on TV. Just a lot better. However, his parents didn't support him in any of this. Not because they didn't love him. Heck, they loved him too much, why would he end up as such a spoiled kid otherwise?! But yeah, with not a lot of money they had and their only child wishing to pursue a path that wasn't too promising in any way, they immediately told him to forget about it. Jong Un auditioned multiple times for Entertainments and passed them but because of his stubborn parents he was never allowed to get into one... what he had to do to convince force them to finally let him do what he wanted? Hahaha... this kid ruined his entire academic career so his parents would stop pushing him to study instead of practice. He messed with every single teacher, didn't pass any classes and almost got expelled from school. Jong Un also was able to make the absolute wrong friends back then. Busan as the hot spot of Gundal community had him get in touch with some youngsters that knew where to get tattoos and all the good even while being underaged. So when he arrived back home one day, all drunk and tattooed, guess what the situation looked for him like. His parents saw through what he was doing there but didn't know any way out. They could have send him to a boarding school... but there was no money to do that, the only way left being sending him to Seoul where he signed under Royal Ent. 

► TRAINEE LIFE AIN'T NOTHING YOU EXPECTED. For a whole year Jong Un trained under Royal Ent. questioning if his decision was right. For someone so into something this sounds weird, right? But being trained in idol rapping, idol singing and idol dancing, he felt like he was missing something very important. Something that would make him different from others. He never wanted to be average, even among idols.  There must have been a way hidden somewhere to become a shining star, a lot different from others... but where was it? Where was the key to the real deal ? The key to what he was looking for arrived in form of another trainee who had the whole Hip Hop background and showed him the world, the real Hip Hop community, he showed him what it means to be a real rapper. And thanks to that certain friend Jong Un became a lot better, exploring not only his skills but also himself.

► FRIENDS FOR ETERNITY. (if Park Suhan gets chosen) Talking about that friend... Park Suhan joined Super Idol Maker together with Jong Un and together they tried to make it big. When they started and became friends at first, Suhan was a lot better than Jong Un. He knew what he was doing, he had the flow and the technique that most of idol rap coaches weren't able to teach. He gave Jong Un's rapping life, a unique soul. A soul that fully came to flourish during Super Idol Maker. Thanks to Suhan who came up with lots of rap ideas he discarded during the show, Jong Un grabbed one or two, recycled them and performed them in his very own unique style and BOOM that was how he got to score high every time after this. His real talent lies in taking what others give him and make something better out of it. Jong Un calls this his "turning to Gold" skill.


SUPER IDOL MAKER:

Okay, who ever did question that Jong Un would make it? He knew he'd make it and if he hadn't he would have thrown a tantrum that nobody would have been able to ever forget. During the show itself Jong Un acted as always. Cheerful, over the top and with that kind of arrogance that only he is able to pull off. Hence the reason he didn't even cry once when other contestants were eliminated. Even when his best buddy didn't make it to the top five, he was too self-centered to even notice that his friend wouldn't debut together with him. Emotion - wise the show didn't really get to his sad side. Because a sad side isn't really existent for Jong Un. There is either happiness or anger. Maybe even a little bit of disappointment and of course saltiness. But sadness? Try to make him cry, you'll need ages to even scratch that giant ego he calls his own. You want to know about the judges? What Tablo told him, he partly took to heart whereas he'd rather have another rapper evaluating them. Taeyeon he found was really, really hot. But besides throwing one or two really cheap pick-up lines at her that almost got him disqualified, there wasn't really much he thought about what she had to say. Changmin? Who? Who was that? Was he even present? Yeah? Oh... didn't notice him. Let's come to the more interesting part - the other contestants! Did he like them? Does a King like his servants? Did they like him? Hahahahaha... yeah. Did they like him, you ask...

LIKES: 

► Simon D, Outsider and G-Dragon: His favorite Korean rappers and rolemodels. His idol target is G-Dragon among these. During interviews he often mentions how he wants to reach out for G-Dragon... so he can be the Dragon Slayer that surpassed the G to the Dragon and take his spot on the top of the K-Pop industry.

► Girls are the joy of a man's life. And this ladies' man loves them especially. Watching them... touching them... but listening to them is not one of his biggest strenghts, in all honesty.

► Variety Shows are one of his favorite activities besides performing. It's an easy way to get the spotlight with shows that are basically there to star you in. He just doesn't like it when they're scripted (what they are most of the time) and just goes with his own lines. Who cares about what the director wants you to say? It's not authentic if you can't say what you want to say at that moment. 
 
► Styling products and even make-up are what he loves to use and test. He'd leave the bathroom and bedroom or whatever location he's at when he starts unpacking his styling kit in a mess, though. This child is a messy idiot, expecting others to clean up after him.

► Jong Un loves to get presents, so of course he loves fan gifts even more. He often posts on his social media what he needs and wants and waits for the fans to send him everything.

DISLIKES: 

► You want to get him super pissed? Then take away from him whatever he is longing for. He might be a delusional but if he gets his desired stuff taken away from him right in front of his eyes, he's going to be a salty . Not that you ever want to explore the wrath of this Diva. But just so you know.

► Honorifics, oh yeah, those piss him off, too. If possible, Jong Un tries to avoid them any time. Sunbaes in the industry are no exception. He wouldn't even bow fully. Why should he? Just because you're older than me doesn't mean you're more important, duh.

► Getting up early in the morning is absolutely not his thing. The person in charge of getting him up has found a very sad fate. Jong Un is terribly grumpy in the mornings.

► Quizzes and basically everything that is about using your brain. He hates that. History is in the past, who needs that ? Maths? That's why he has a calculator on his phone. Languages? Learn Korean, man. This is just exhausting, eh.

► Kids. Want to get him to be on Superman returns? Are you on drugs? Kids hate him just as much as he hates them. They are loud, they drool and they smell weird. They are only fun to watch when they stumble and fall to the ground with their faces ahead.

HABITS: 

► He is often copying his co-members to make fun of them in an exaggerated way.

► Infamous as one can be, the habit that got him the most of it is that he can't stop anywhere. He's even going down trying full out. And don't ever try to stop him, no matter how embarrassing it is. If he risks his neck with careless talk, just leave him be. He can handle it. But you can't handle him getting salty because you interrupted him. Believe me. Just let it happen. Shhht.
 
► Flirting like it's nobody's business. He doesn't even stop in front of fans. He thinks that one girl is cute? She is in line for someone else during a fansign? He's still going to try hook her up and tell her that she's so beautiful he wants her to be his children's mother.

► Smoking - try to get his cigarettes away from him and he'll high-kick you out of the window. Heard about those trainees being scolded by fans and media because they ruin their voices by smoking? He's one of them. But he justifies it with his low voice needing to get smoked, so it's better than before.

HOBBIES: 

► MCing: Don't, just don't, give this guy a mic to talk. He'll talk until tomorrow with no end in sight and he'll blurt out all the bull that is farting in his head. He doesn't get to be an MC often after he messes up one of his MC jobs by pulling just another Jong Un but deep in his heart he truely believes that he's also born to be South Korea's most loved MC.

► Clubbing & Drinking: Excessive drinking and partying is nothing new to Jong Un and he knows all the DJs you have to know to get into clubs for free. He still goes for VIP tables every time. VIP rooms? How about no? Jong needs to show the whole world what he's doing after all. He also has a talent of getting to know people to not only get him masses of booze but enable him to pull another G-Dragon (if you know what I mean).

► Social Media: He's an addict. His overuse of social media is almost frightening and gets tiring for some of the members of his group and even fans. He did a dab while sneezing? Gotta do it again and post it. Oooooh, my eye has that beautiful reflection in it - gotta post that, too. Someone just said something utterly stupid - I will share that, just you wait and see! Clubbing with the boys? Suhan is right there to encourage him taking another picture of it. Or Suhan's posting it on his very own social media. Be sure that Jong Un is going to comment at it! 

TRIVIA:

► His life time creeds are the lines "Excuse my charisma" and "I am what I am".

► He is the King of Scandals and the Walking Nightmare of every manager. BOIZ member got caught partying and drunk wandering through Gangnam? ... that's Jong. Someone openly insulted another idol? JONG, DUDE, U SERIOUS?! New girlfriend issues AGAIN?! JOOOOOOOONG!... HEY! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING WODKA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?! WATER?! THAT'S NOT WATER!!! 

► During school years he got bullied because of his name. He got to use the bully attacks the other way round though by either really acting up like a (back then) son of a dictator or coming up with own catchphrases. His favorite that he developed further together with Suhan is "I am Im Jong Un - Dictator of your ."

► Jong Un manages to pick fights with idols that you'd never expect to end up in an official fight with someone.

► Fans and Antis both call him a Man-Child because of his grumpiness, saltiness and whiny personality whenever stuff is annoying him. That's good, though. Jong Un would probably be pissed being called a Diva. That's how you call girls, not guys after all.

DEEP BOIZ

ATTENTION!

STAGE NAME: General Jong

POSITION: Leader, Main Rapper (but , he could do it all, duh!)

TRAINEE YEARS: 3 years

SOCIAL MEDIA: 

► Basically everywhere to be found as Royal_Jong and he is infamous for spamming people on every possible device and format. Social medias are his life and of course everyone desperately wants to know everything he thinks, is doing or eating or needs to see pictures of him in every possible angle and pose. He also comments back to what people write about him, may it be good reviews or harsh critics.

HIS FAVORITE SONGS: 

► YOUNG BOIZ - His heart beats for Feel So Good and Young as they exactly portray how he thinks things should be and they perfectly display his ideals and virtues.

► BOIZ FEEL SO GOOD - As upbeat as all the songs of the album are, Jong Un probably feels, hence the reason he loves the whole thing. Might be because of success... or maybe because during this time he develops stronger feelings for someone that he enjoys a mery time at clubs and parties with.

► THE BOIZ - Rush is going to be his jam. Like seriously... he is going to terrorize the others by listening to it 24/7. And if there is no music he will sing and rap for them... the whole time. There is no escape. No. Escape.

► HER BOIZ -  Nice Day probably might end up as his new jam after Rush. Why? Because when you're already on the top, you can finally endulge in all the fame and party all day, all night. After that Bermuda Triangle is going to make his life brighter, when the fame is going to his head, nobody can ever stop this guy thinking, that he is sent by God to enlighten the folks, ya man, he's basically the Jesus of Rap.

► Songs he doesn't like: Jong Un basically doesn't listen to any songs he's not included in. He just doesn't care. Because he is fabulous and why would anyone record a song without him? Is he salty about not being included? Tsk... as if. That's at least what he responds to that.
 

FAMOUS BOIZ

Where' my boys at?

GROUP: 

► The Oldest : Respect? What is respect? You're older than me? I'm still the leader. Hakuna Matata as long as you follow me, bro. Jong Un is the reason the oldest has to take over so many things and he still gets all of those  bold comments of the spoiled brat for all of his effort. That might be why the oldest gets annoyed with the pretty bad leader like every day, yet he's more understanding as he sees the leader put into the wrong position by the entertainment. It's not Jong's fault. That kid started so young, how could he possibly be a good leader right from scratch? Hope never dies, folks. And the Oldest does have too much hope for this fella...

► The Visual : The Visual got the spot only because they wanted him to be in the group but had no other position left. Because hey, in all honesty now... isn't Jong Un the one with the looks, too? No? Did you hear something? Hmmm... don't think so. Yeah, this member is pretty unremarkable if you ask Jong Un. He doesn't really pay a lot attention to the Visual. Yet, he often agrees with what antis have to say. Save that kid... he's not making friends with a lot of people...

► The Temperamental : Here comes another problem child! BEWARE! ATTENTION! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Jong and the Temperamental both cause so much trouble - and sometimes even together. But the Temperamental alongside the Ambitious are getting most of the Jong is saying when the day gets long. Why? Since Jong Un thinks he's better than others in basically everything, he often runs around to criticize others and give advise. And the Temperamental often gets those side blows of Jong Un. Sorry, mate. He doesn't mean to be rude. He's just born this way.

► The Moodmaker : The one member that every now and then really gets onto Jong Un's nerves. Being so close with the fans and trying so hard to get their attention is turning him into a salty Burrito. So beware, bro, this guy does have an eye on you and he will kick your and push you around if you won't stay out his zone: He's the fan's favorite, man.

► The Ambitious if Park Suhan: Suhan became Jong Un's best buddy ever since he set step into Royal Entertainment. As a rapper colleague with such great knowledge about the real thing, Jong Un grew very attached to him. And even after he wasn't added to the main five members of BOIZ and joined in later, Jong still considers Suhan as his best man for eternity. He doesn't really get how salty and hateful Suhan sometimes is towards him but hey... why would his best friend hate him, huh? What would happen if Suhan ever directly tells Jong what he thinks about him? He'd never take him seriously and instead suggest going clubbing together. He basically is the one to force the whole fun stuff program on his friend. But no matter how dearly Jong Un thinks of Suhan, the later doesn't wish the best for him unfortunately. Suhan is the source of almost 98% of the leader's scandal he pulls. Why, you ask? Because he's Jong Un's right hand and advisor. Whenever Jong has a new idea that might end up with his reputation in ruins, Suhan is right there to encourage him to absolutely go for it. Yupp, what Suhan says is like Jong's bible of how to live. This bro knows his , that's why, man.

► The Ambitious if not Park Suhan: If the Ambitious is not Park Suhan, then his fate is similar to the Temperamental. Just without all the bullting and scandal evoking. You could put both, the Temperamental and the Ambitious, together for Jong Un, they are like twins to him. Just that they deal differently with the he says, pulls, ignites.

► The Underappreciated : Who are you? You are a member of this group? Oooooooh. , I forgot again. Yeah, the Underappreciated has a really tough time with our great leader over here. He always forgets that the Underappreciated does even exist and accidentally (or not) forgets about him every time, even introducing himself as the maknae years after the Underappreciated joined the group. So... what was your name again?


FRIENDS: 

Since Jong Un sticks to Suhan most of the time, they pretty much share the same circle of friends. After their giant success, Jong finds his very own friends that are just as bad of influence as his bestie is.

(Friends listed below are friends Jong makes after becoming famous.)

► G-Dragon : Partying with weed? No big deal. Let's just tell them, we thought it's a normal cigarette. G-Dragon is the pretty rotten role model that Jong Un has and wishes to surpass. They're both pretty insane when it comes to partying and dealing with their scandals but yeah... can you feel the love rivalry tonight?



► Sulli : Go down all night? This chick is definitely up for this! But do girls an boys get along with each other without anything happening? In the beginning maybe. Sulli has her real rapper boyfriend in her back after all. But when you surpass that rapper... would anything stop you from reaching out for some cherry once or twice?



► Zico : Rapper colleague and basically the social butterfly wherever. No wonder Jong Un gets to meet him later. And they get along pretty okay... because Zico doesn't take Jong's seriously. They don't meet often though since Zico's more of the hip hop club/bar visitor while Jong Un loves to hit the stage at EDM and high-class clubs.

BOIZ FEEL

LOVE SHOT! Right into my heart.

IDEAL TYPE: 

"A girl that loves and cherishes me the way I am. Wholeheartedly with all the passion she has to give."
(Should be pretty, hot and naughty at times too, tho. Yeah, Jong Un does like him some bad chick that is mature and pulls an all y look.)



IDEAL TYPES: 

► Nana : After School's Nana is the reason of multiple dreams Jong Un has. Seriously... that woman is goals, isn't she? Of course he'd go for her if he ever gets the chance to.



► Solar : Solar is a person that Jong Un only happens to get to know through another of her band members that collaborates with BOIZ. But , that girl is gorgeous and even though she's another idiot, Jong thinks together they'd make a great couple.



► Momo : Yep, there's also a Japanese girl that made it to become one of the girls that Jong Un thinks is pretty hot. You know what? He'd like to make the sun shine in that Japanese territory if possible, too.

BOIZ love

COMMENTS:  I rushed through this like... god I have no life XD (Unfortunately I have but that didn't stop me... the birth of this head was my first priority). And this head comes in a package. I hope you're as excited about Jong Un and Suhan as us :D Kinda feel bad for Suhan tho... cuz my son over here really is just some stupid lunatic that doesn't know what's actually good for him. 

SUGGESTIONS: Is it okay to send in suggestions once the story has started? I most of the time get ideas and wishes while I am reading, so if that's okay, that would be great :)

PASSWORD: Typical case of Jong

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