A) I moved to China. For 5 years. For university purposes and for tea purposes. Though Mandarin is so hard that I kind of wish I went to Korea instead. This means my internet is all kinds of wonky due to the Great Firewall. B) I have been on AFF for so long, especially as a reader instead of author, that I forgot how to update my profile. And most of the people I used to talk to are not on AFF anymore. But I can't seem to quit this site, no matter how much I try.