Dear cute straight girl,

do you know that everytime you're being flirty, I'd wish you didn't?

Because I would likely mean every pick-up lines I reply to you.

Dear cute straight girl,

do you know that everytime you playfully pucker your lips to me - dangerously close, I'd wish you didn't?

Because closing our gap is easier than tearing my eyes off you and pushing your face away while laughing.

Dear cute straight girl,

do you have any idea that when you told me how you felt so insecure with how your boyfriend acts around girls, I'd wish you didn't?

Because boy, I just have to stop myself from cursing at his stupidity to waste such a girl like you.

And dear cute straight girl,

do you realize when you said you'd wish I were a boy so you could date me, I'd wish you didn't?

Because I was so close to saying 'I'd wish you weren't so straight, so we could happen.'