The burden of having Kim Sunggyu as a bias when you're...ahem, older
You know, it’s hard enough being a noona fan without having a bias who is FREAKIN’ AGING BACKWARDS.
I mean, at a glance, who would believe this fine specimen of humanity has lived more than a quarter of a century?!?
Listen, I know Sunggyu’s my bias, but I swear, I’m not being biased here. I even went to an objective, accurate(ish) source to show that Kim Sunggyu is somehow defying the laws of aging. Just look!
Da heck!
I’m sorry, Woohyun-ah.
I’m more sorry towards myself. It is my burden to stan a man boy who just continually, with each passing year, makes me feel more and more like a ynoona—like for real!
How dare he be this cute? I just want to push him off that bike…
…then kiss his boo-boos better.
I feel so…so sordid…
So very sordid…
You’re supposed to be the eldest in Infinite!
You’re supposed to be the one it’s okay for an old(er) lady like me to stan because you’re nearing thirty!
Ahhh, what am I blabbing on about. I know as well as anyone that (barring some major catastrophe) I’m not switching biases. I am just another worshipper at the feet of the cutie commander.
No matter that he’s probably feeding off my love and affection to keep himself looking like he’s barely left high school!
Please get some more lovin'. That might put some years on you...
Possibly...but as a bonus, I just enjoy it.
This post approved by Kim “Benjamin Button Bibimbaby” Sunggyu.
*Pictures credited to their owners.
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