Fat guy saw advertisment "lose 5kg in a week"

He calls&said i would like to join!



Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.



Next morning He opens the door&finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants &shirt saying"If u catch me u can me!"&the girl starts running.



Guy starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her bt couldn't&loses 5kg.



He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door&saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can me. He loses 10 kg dat week.



so he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg.



but the lady said are you sure? Its really tough!!



next day at 6 he opens the door expecting to see a babe.



but finds a man saying"If i catch u i will f*** u!!"



that week he lost 30kgs

Hope you guys like the joke.........it cracked me up so much! LOL