TOTAL: 5

 

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow. 

[ ] You just tried to your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure. 

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.                               

[x] You have choked on your own spit.                       

 

TOTAL: 10

 

[ ] you have seen the matrix 

[ ] You type with three fingers or less. 

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

 

TOTAL: 12

 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. 

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

 

TOTAL: 16

 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

 

TOTAL: 21

 

[ ] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 

[x] You break a lot of things. 

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. 

[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

 

TOTAL: 27

 

Take your total, Multiply by 4

Put the title as : I'm ___% mentally unstable.