Lesson 1

Lesson 2

Hello children.

We are at lesson 3 with Dan Style.

Today we are learning how to eat, for beginners, amateurs and proffessainl .... profressianlao .... professianal.... pro.

If you haven't seen Lesson 1 or 2 please do your life a favour and click the first 2 links at the top of this.

Okay.

Now let's start the lesson.

The most important thing is how to hold the object which effectively helps you to eat.

Firstly is how to hold chopsticks.

I'm doing chopsticks first because there's a lot of Asians.

No racial.

Anyways.

This is how you hold a pair of chopsticks.

Not like this.

This is a weird example. Do ignore the bottom right panel.

Here shows a example on the wrapper of some disposable chopsticks.

Please tilt your head slightly to the right.

As you can see below you don't place the chopsticks in your nose, and in the one above you don't place it in your mouth or ears.

But, if you happen to be a deranged mental paitent that's reading this on the non-breakable computer inside of a mental asylum then please do hold the chopsticks in your nose, mouth or ears.

But I doubt you'd be able to read this if you were a deranged mental paitent that's reading this on the non-breakable computer inside of a mental asylum.

Yes.

Not like this either unless the stick that's in your hair is a pair of legit hair sticks not chopsticks which you picked up from the dollar store with a disposable wrapper.

Also.

This girl freaks me out with the way she's looking at me...

Her face is similar to the troll face...

Also in case. I edited the troll face and words onto the picture.

Now if at first you don't succeed.

Try the next way to eat with chopsticks.

Now moving onto the next few utensils used to eat food.

Spoon.

Also apparently Spoon is a band. 

Fork.

Ahem.

Knife.

It took me a long time to find a picture of someone holding a knife properly and not like they were gonna stab someone. >>

Hand.

Now not everyones hands look the same so don't try and go to the supermarket and buy the utensil 'hand'.

Foot.

Same with the foot. Not everyones foot looks the same.

Face... mouth.

Interesting mouth.

Stomach.

Acid.

Okay.

...

I don't know what to say anymore.

Just eat!

EAT!

NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED!

JUST EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT.

JUST EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT.

EAT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Okay.

End of this weird bad lesson.

The next lesson is still to be decided but it sure will be better than this one.

Hope you enjoyed it.

Do revise and try it some time.

Class dismissed.