GUYS I NEED HELP...SERIOUS HELP!!!

I NEED A CO-AUTHOR, I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP WRITE 'FORCES OF NATURE' I NEED U (get it) 

PLEASE SOMEONE HIT ME UP WITH AN ANSWER IF YOU DON'T MIND CO-AUTHORING AND I'LL TELL YOU MY PLANS AND WHAT IT COULD BE ALL ABOUT 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WITH V-CREAM AND JIKOOK ON TOP? *pleading pout*