1. A budding poet trying his best...
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

2. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to
But only farted

3. Someone who had a different experience wrote,
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And my pants!

4. Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
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I came here
To and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

5. There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bull on the walls...

6. Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
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(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

7. Ministry of Environment advertisement.
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We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

8. On the inside of a toilet door:
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Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

9. And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:
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The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.











God!!! This"s hilarious!!!!!!!! :)