This time around, Infinite's world tour has been rather interpreter-dependent (which has been a hit-or-miss affair). I get that Korean is the language they're comfortable with, but as an international fan, I would so love if they dropped in some English once in awhile. Or you know, the language of whatever country they're visiting. Well, on their latest jaunt to Canada, noona's prayers were answered by one Nam Woohyun. And it was a lesson in being careful what you wish for!

"Your perfume, your y lingerie./Girl, I remember it just like it was on yesterday."

WHAT THE...? WHAT EVEN! A Sisqo song, Woohyun-ah? That dude best known for the Thong Song? And those particular lyrics? THAT IS WHAT YOU MEMORIZED TO RECITE TO A BUNCH OF FANGIRLS?!? My feelings are simultaneously:

And:

For, although that be one vomitastic, cringeworthy line, I happen to have a bias who has friendzoned me to eternity and beyond, so I'll take whatever I can get!

Nam Woohyun, never change. (Don't forget to date, though!)

This post approved by Kim "Refuses to be trained in the art of fanservice by Woohyun" Sunggyu.

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