TIME FOR HEROES » that guy [shoddy, wip]
warning.... uh you have been warned !!!!
that guy is reporting for duty
hover over gifs for continuation of the thing above
full name: yamazaki shuu
nickname(s):
anything to do with footwear because shuu's birthnname sounds exactly like the word shoe in english. people of the heroes association like to refer to him as a variety of different footwear, the most common being boots. in return, shuu identifies people by their physical traits which may sometimes sound offensive
dirty bastard, liar, cheat, asshat, related slang and synonyms typically used by those who have been conned or swindled by shuu- but have realised too late
shuu-sama members of his fanclub refers to him as this, and he loves it
birthdate: march 26th 1996 & 19
gender: male
height & weight: 178cm & 62kg
ual orientation: straight
faceclaim: yato(noragami)
back-up faceclaim: sonic(one punch man)
traits & elaboration:
happy go lucky, shameless, materialistic, narcissistic, uninhibited
melodramatic, non-committed, manipulative, calculating, persuasive
a natural born fabulist is what shuu is, but if you were to tell him that whilst expecting to offend him somehow- you’d be surprised at how he well he would take your little jab- choosing to instead grin idiotically and respond with "little ol' me? naturally born fabulous?? well I wouldn’t say to that extent.. but ohhh, if you insist!" to purposely leave you dumbfounded at his immaturity rather than to give you the pleasure of offending him. shuu here presents himself as nothing but exploitative scum. he makes it extremely obvious that he himself is his one and only priority, and that he has absolutely no intention of helping or putting others first, despite the fact that he's a registered hero????
if there was an award for being the most shameless and pathetic creature in the world, shuu would win that award in the blink of an eye. PITY PARTIES ARE his favourite types of parties AND IMPROVISATION IS a hidden talent of his. spouting nonsense left and right is what he's most good at, and fooling other people into believing his bull and pitying him is his favourite past time. shuu's the type of person who would blatantly refuse to do anything asked of him unless there was prize money or a reward of some sort. bribes work well too, but don't expect to have him wrapped around your pinky finger just because of a lil bribe- he may act like a gullible fool but he's anything but that.
*supposed to squeeze in something about his manipulative, calculative side here, and also the part where he is non-committed like, idk. he's kind of like martin mertens/finn's dad(adventure time), do you get the gist? maybe? kinda?? nope???
a guide to shuu; put together by his loyal fanclub
► conversations with shuu-sama usually consist of exaggerated body language and speech, especially when he's talking about things that he likes(cats and money), throwing a pity party or is trying to guilt trip someone to doing things for him
► shuu-sama is prone to sudden changes of moods, so more often than not, it will feel like you're talking to five different people when conversing with him. with that being said, we will hunt you down if you try to talk to him bc he is ours
► they say the best way to a man's heart is through food but in this case, money is real the key to winning shuu-sama's love and affection
► shuu-sama is a natural at improvisation!! his speech and articulation is top knotch so nowadays, it's hard to tell whether he's acting or not because he just keeps getting better and better. sigh, he would make one hell of a dreamy actor
► shuu-sama is really playful around everyone. he's always purposely acting dumb and feigning ignorance around them to get on their nerves. we think that he does this for attention. kyaa, just like a child !! isn't it so endearing of him??
► our shuu-sama is really humble and doesn't like to brag about his skills so we will do it for him<3 this is for the anti-club who calls him a useless hero >:(
if we had to compare shuu-sama to an animal he would be a cat- and it's not because he's really cool, calm and cute at the same time. similar to that of a cat, shuu-sama possesses lightning fast reflexes and keen observation skills. we're not exaggerating!! okay, maybe a little (are you proud shuu-sama???) but his reflexes and not to mention his agility, are far more impressive than the average persons so let's just leave it at that okay !!
unlike a cat however shuu-sama is as flexible as a wooden ruler. he can barely touch his toes, but that just makes him all the more adorable, am i right ??!!
throughout middleschool and highschool shuu-sama was apart of the kendo club, and participated in many competitions. in short, he is a seasoned kendōka who is proficient in wielding the shinai, bokken and of course, katana but because our shuu-sama doesn't like having enemy blood and guts splattered all over the place and cares more about the citizens, he focuses on evacuating people from the scene and keeping them sout of harms way
he has the best ability out of the heroes and he's just the coolest one ever?? what makes shuu-sama the best is that he's always interacting with kids; often demonstrating his ability to them, playing around with it to make them laugh and giving them free things like those instant prizes you can win when you buy popsicles and free discount coupons. he even acts like it's not on purpose and is always demanding it back to presuade the kids into keeping them- kya! he's humble, generous and heroic. what's not to love about him ??? ?
*jsyk all of this crap is being written from a fangirl's perspective and most of the examples of him being heroic, generous, etc are misinterpretations that will be debunked in the interview below.. well some of them will be ???
► some of the things that shuu-sama likes consist of
cats, kittens, anything to do with cats
money
generous charitable people
his face, his eyes, everything about him
unhealthy junk food
sales, discounts, gifts, free things
being called kokuō or shuu-sama
► unfortunately, we don't know much about what he dislikes but some include
frugal, stingy people who refuse to donate /him/ money
being told what to do
lectures, being lectured, boring people
possibly his anti-club for obvious reasons but that's just an assumption
► we are currently investigating who these people are to shuu-sama but these are the people whom we assume are quite close to him as they are often seen together
*IF YOU WANT TO see the FANCLUB's speculations- just hover over the gifs to read their statements. none of them are correct btw. ahahhaha i just wanted to subtly hint for you to add shuu into your apps. i just wanted to share these gifs lmao
Q: MKK, THE NAME'S SUI, REPRESENTATIVE FOR H.A HERE. WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?
shuu hums, rubbing his chin as he tries to recollect what people have called him in the past. "well they call me lotsa sorta things but they never call call me." sui's eyebrow twitches slightly as she forces herself to smile at the teen, "oh is that so? what a shame." she comments, feigning sympathy. "but tell me, what do they tend to call you?"
the navy haired teen shrugs, "asshat, liar, cheat, dirty bastard, son of a-" he proceeds to list out what people have called him but is, rudely, cut off by sui who slams her fist onto the table, "-no you !" she pauses, taking a deep breath. "what's your alias? your su-per-he-ro name." she enunciates.
shuu gives sui a blank stae as her words process through his head "oh why didn't you just say so??? that guy. they call me that guy." a look of disbelief crosses sui's features. she wants to ask him what kind of ridiculous super hero name is that???! but refrains herself from doing so. "okay, next question-"
Q: AANNNND WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT KIND OF SUPERPOWER OR ABILITY DO YOU POSSESS? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SUPERPOWER OR ABILITY- OR ARE YOU LIKE A TEEN TITAN'S ROBIN WITH ALL THE MAN MADE WEAPONS AND GADGETS, AND MARTIAL ARTS AND STUFFS??
the expression on shuu's face immediately changes as he perks up in excitement, eager to boast about his abilities. "i have the power to communicate to cats and only cats, cause idc about other animals, oh and i can also transform into a cat at will, annnddd, i have the spirit of the maneki-neko residing inside my body which brings me good luck and great fortune." shuu states proudly, glancing over at sui who looks at him with mild interest. she asks him if he's being real.
he is extremely cat-esque sui thinks to herself, so she wouldn't be surprised if that actually was shuu's ability. but the latter snorts, and responds in a tone that sounds as if he's mocking her, "obviously not- but how cool would that be?"
silence takes over the room.
"i have the ability to pass through physical matter; intangibility." shuu states just as sui opens to speak. she glares at him in annoyance but motions for him to continue, though he doesn't sound as though he wants to. "ughh, i can just phase through objects and ignore physcial effects in my way, because i can partially slip into different dimensions or something- things like attacks and any physical danger usually just pass right through me. gravity doesn't affect my ability either or something. i dunno, i don't care." shuu shrugs, "being able to communicate with cats is so much cooler" he mumbles under his breath
Q: I SEE, I SEE. AND ARE THERE ANY FLAWS OR WEAKNESSES TO YOUR TECHNIQUE?
"uhh it's stooopid? but all jokes aside, i don't have full control over my, uhh, intangibility so it sometimes activates by accident but i swear it's doing it on purpose cause it only does it when i'm holding important crap like my money and coupons and stuff." shuu has a frown laced on his lips and furrowed brows as he recollects his not so fond memories. fire begins to ignite in eyes and before sui knows it, he's ranting nonstop "and y'know that's not even the worst part of it. there are always these stupid kids who keep taking my stuff and i can't even do jack about it because i'm intangible and just phase through everything when i try to take it back-"
SUI CUTS SHUU OFF MIDRANT "so when your powers randomly activate, you just phase right through everything and you can't turn back to normal for a while, right?" she inquires, and shuu nods repeatedly. "well.. can't you just make the thing you want to hold intangible by slipping it into the same dimension you're in? or just turn yourself tangible by slipping youself back to this dimension like what you do when you make yourself intangible" for some reason, THE INTERVIEW briefly TURNs INTO a sort of counselling session; sui playing the role of the counsellor
"ehh.. i dunno how to do that, or make specific parts of my body turn intangible yet. i mean i'm pretty sure that i can do that aswell as make the things i touch intangible but i dunno how to." shuu confesses. he sighs loudly before slouching back into his seat, dismissing the subject before it can be delved any further
Q: so what's your fighting style? like, how do you fight against an enemy?
shuu throws his feet onto the table and lets out a yawn, "i don't usually fight the enemies since there are plenty of other ers- ahem heroes, who are more partial to doing that sorta stuff. i'm more of a moral support kinda guy."
sui eyes him incredulously before moving on to the next question, "OKAY.."
Q: lastly, WHat's your first priority? saving the people or killing the enemy?
"saving myself." he answers without missing a beat. "FIGURES" SUI MUTTERS as she swats the teen's feet OFF THE table USING SOME ROLLED UP MAGAZINE, "WHY ARE YOU EVEN A HERO?" SHE QUESTIONS, UNAWARE THAT SHE HAD BEEN VOICING HER THOUGHTS OUT LOUD. "EASY MONEY, WHAT ELSE?" shuu replies as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "soo, are we done now??" he asks the representative seconds later.
sui nods and points to the door, "yeah, so get out-"
"but wait!!! you gotta pay me for wasting my time like this-"
a rolled up magazine is promptly thrown at the teen just as the words leave his mouth. however, it merely passes through him and knocks over the potted plant by the wall, much to sui's chagrin.
shuu lets out snicker, "all righty- that'll be $97 for breaking that poor potted plant, $45 for boring me the death and $15 for making me showcase my abilities."
QUESTIONS, COMMENTS & CONCERNS:
► REGARDING THIS Q&A, I WANTED TO SHOW HOW SHUU WOULD INTERACT WITH OTHERS ANNND ALSO SHOW YOU HOW INCONSISTENT HE IS?? LIKE HOW HE JUMPS FROM BEING ANNOYING TO actually being kinda real?? (when talking about his ability flaw thing) but goes back to being this little and BLAH AND BLAH. EXCUSES EXCUSES YEAH I KNOW MY REASONING SOUNDS LIKE BULL SINCE IT IS BUT YEAH.. rip me
► THE IDEA i had in mind FOR this character IS THAT HE'S acts like a DUMB WEIRD TEEN who you think is like really gullible and carefree BECAUSE it SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN'T HIDE ANYTHING and is as open a house without a fence, BUT as a matter of FACT, HE HIDES EVERYTHING BEHIND THIS martin mertens-esque persona ???? or smth
► hex code for /shuu's/ colour used is #666699
requests and suggestions:
► i would like to request someone take shuu home with them cause i dont want him
► and if anybody wants him as their love interest, feel free to take hiimmmmm. i can't guarantee your safety from his fanclub tho
password: did you read the long, mundane cheatsheet ??? ?
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