9 Species Of Fanfic Readers

I've been in AFF for less then a month but I already found out various species of reader here^^

Enjoy!!

 

 

#1. The normal ones

 

Cries on sad parts, smiles like a retarded at the fluffy parts, laugh normally at funny parts etc... Normal is boring LOL

 

 

#2. The Saesang ones

 

-Using the words 'Kill', 'Bish' etc is their favorite... Especially when the author wrote something sad that happened to their bias(es)-

 

"OMAIGAT! I'LL KILL YOU FOR MAKING MY BABEH DIE" *searches for author's information and sends death threats*smiles evilly*

 

"YOU'LL DIE SOON AUTHORNIM! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF_________!! YOU'LL SEE.... JUST WAIT!!!!!"

 

Author be like:

 

 

#3. The Optimistic ones

 

-These types of reader won't easily get effected by sad/agnst parts-

 

"What? His GF dead? It's okay, the main role still have his parents to be by his side<3"

 

"What? His food is expired? It's okay... He still can go out to find something to eat although it might be 3 a.m. with kinda snowstorm outside..."

 

Solution: It's okay to be optimistic! You'll light up the comment section!^^ Just make sure your happy comments are not offensive okay? Cuz some Authors might feel down when you don't get the sad/troubled feels that they're trying to express...

 

   P/S: Give a optimistic comment about this pic =D

 

#4. The Soulless reader

 

-They Got No feels-

 

"Jimin finally manage to get Jungkook's love after 2 years waiting!"

Reaction: \=_=/ yey I'm so happy yey =_= umm... whut?

 

"But Jungkook accidentally puked on Jimin's head..."

Reaction: =_= eww  eww

 

"Please don't leave me hyung, NOOOO!!!" Jungkook screams in frustration with Jimin's bloody body on his lap under the heavy rain.

Reaction:-_- wow  this   is    sad 

 

Solution: Hmmm.... You gotta re-check the reasons why are you even in AFF....

 

 

#5. The overreacting reader

 

-They reacts like crazy no matter how the story is- THIS IS SOOOO ME ROFL #RollLikeABuffalo

 

"OMAIGAT HE'S GONNA DIE NONOOONONONNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

"OMOMOOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMO!! THEY ARE MARRIED!! IM SO FRICKIN JEALOUS OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

Solution: This is mainstream and completely normal, so idgaf...

 

Yeah.. you know right ._.

 

 

#6. The Diva Reader

 

-The species that will critic/bash fics as if theirs are better, Unless they really write good fics-

 

*Read those comments using your best bish voice*

 

"Ewww.... Authornim! You're posters are too crappy! Yuck! Ewww~"

 

"What font is this? Ewww... They're so nasty! I'm puking!!"

 

"Omaigat! Your spelling !"

 

 

Guys... I really wanna kill any of no.6's species...

 

Solution:If you're a no.6 species, please.... Just please respect the Author's feeling... If you wanna tell the Authors about their mistakes, tell them politely, k? Do you like it when people wrote nasty things about ya?

 

 

#7. The Demanding ones

 

 

"OMO! Please update!!"

 

2 mins later...

 

"UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!"

 

7 mins later...

 

"Aww C'mon! Why do you even start this fic when you can't even update?"

 

10 mins later....

 

"UPDATE NOW OR I'LL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!"

 

duh -_-

 

Solution: Don't pressure the authors! They also have a life to take care of!

 

 

#8. The Silent readers

 

*Reads forward

 

....

 

 

*Reads chapter one

 

......

 

*Reads chapter two

 

.......

 

*Reads chapter ninety-nine

 

......

 

 

And the author be like:

Guys, AUTHORS NEED FEEDBACK!!

 

 

#9. The Supportive Ones

-The ones who will comment nicely on every chapter with kind, supporting words-

 

"Good job Author-nim! =D Your story is really cool! I'm so in love with it<3<3"

 

"Wait. Are you sick?!0_0 Omo Authornim! Please take care of your health and please get well soon okay? I'll wait for your updates patiently! #Hwaiting!!"

 

 

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Hi guys^^

SimpleSweg in da house!

This post is mere joke, No offense kay? *le puppy eyes

bye 4 now!!

 

-T.S.S-