Hey guys, its me koreankimchibaby.

I got tagged by gloden_flower to answer a hell lot of questions but i dont mind. I like getting to talk to ppl online...well, specifically in AFF.

So here it goes, wish me luck!! 

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- How many times a day are you on AFF?

It depends if I have free time

- Designing, writing, or reading? All three?

Writing & reading. I rlly dont know how to design crap...

- How would you handle sasaengs if you were an "Anti-sasaeng bodygaurd" for EXO. They usually get ually harassed the most these days. Ho do you feel about this?

Practically jelous cos gurls got to touch their ...kekeke. But if i was the bodygaurd, imma shoot their and off

- If your life was a fanfiction, what genre would it be?

Gangs, romance, action, slight angst, fluff, comedy

- Male lead or second lead?

Uhm...second i guess?

- Do you like it when idols in stories are not themselves or the opposite where they are the same?

It depends on their character. If they are as , then imma kick their back to hell

- Did you cry or were you affected when Kris, Luhan, and Tao left EXO?

I got rlly sad. like RLLY. but i didnt show it. 

- You think Lay will leave too? Fans keep on accusing him of disloyalty. How do you feel about this?

I hope not. If he leaves, its okay, cos SM is a and Lay has sickness. EXO deserves rest. But still, id prefer if he doesnt leave. But SM should leave instead.

- Are you feeling some type of way right now?

Annoyed cos of the prev question

- Kai gets called "walking ". How do you feel about that?

Got kinda tho ;)

- If Baekhyun oppa turned into burnt bacon under the sun after you rubbed oil on him, would you still love him?

Yea, cos hes food...

- Lay's a high unicorn.

I think this is a statement, not a question.

- Kyungsoo or Satansoo?

Kyaa~~~~~ KYUNGIE OPPA!!

- Chanyeol is...

a huge lovable dork

- Sehun is...

my husband

- Suho is...

cute and hawt af

- Chen is...

adorbsss ><

- RapMon oppa or Suga oppa?

Theyre both my ul. biases...so i cant choose

- What about J-hope?

No offense, bu hes neutral for me...

- Jimin's abs are..

LIFE.

- Kookie, Jungkook, or Golden Maknae?

All

- V or Taehyung?

Both , both

- Jin is not the visual for me. Agree or Disagree?

Uhmm...my eonnie might kill me....

- MONSTA-X's "Hero" is good. Have you listened to it?

Im sry but no

 - No?

The exact reason i apologized. If  dont forgive, ur own pissy or .

- f(x)'s Amber should be given more lines.

True, especially in 4 walls

- B.A.P is coming back!! How do you feel about that?

OMGGGG MY ZELO OPPA IS CMING BACK HOME!!!!

 - We, wet, I need an umbrella~ wet, wet, wet baby wet babyyyyy

Well, . And its raning right now.

- Will you show me your face?

Mianhaeyo, but no

- Well, why not?

Cos i dunno how to put my face in this damn box, and im using a laptop, and i have no pics in the laptop

- Beacuase you think you're ugly? You're beautiful!!

Yea ,  i know i am. Joke, im average. Thx for the compliment tho.. ;)...u too

- SEVENTEEN are so talented!

IKR~~

- Joshua or Hong Jisoo?

Both

- Did you take longer to memorize EXO or SVT's members names?

SEVENTEEN

- What do you think AFF needs?

More RenxOc fluffy fics and fics

- Which story of yours would you publish?

My MarkxOC fi, but im deactivating my account in a few months...ill make sure to add u guys when i make a new account tho..

- Do you cherish your work/artwork?

If its ty, then no

- Spoon or fork? Knife.

U kinda answered the question

- Everytime I see the number '666' I think the devil is right behind me giving me a sign. How do you feel about that number?

Nothing.

- RomCom or angst?

It depends on my mood.

- phsycological thrillers or horror?

- What ingredients do you need for a kickass amazebells story?

- Anything funny happening right now?

My

- Who's sitting next to you? Can you poke them?

My dad. I cant, hes sleeping, if i did, im dead af

- Did you poke them? Maybe you poked air.

Yeah i poked ai bish, got a prob with that?

- Did they poke you back?

read my last answer godamnit

- Are you living?

Waddya think?

- This is long right?

Well, no sherlock. -_-

- Well I want to get to know you but I'm shy...

Me too....but its AFF, n one knows you, so do any

- Because you seem interesting.

Uhmm,,,rlly???

- Do you like your username? Why do you like it?

Yea..cos it has kimchi

- Silent readers are...

kinda annoying

- You like your style?

Style of what???

- Which five idols do you want an with?

Nuumber one; Ren oppa from NUEST. Number two; Sehun oppa from EXO. Number three; Kookie oppa from BTS. Number four; RapMon oppa from BTS. Number five; Suga oppa from BTS.

- I'm dirty minded. Are you?

Hell yea

- Llamas.

Dafuq is this 

- Alpacas.

What the hell are alpacas?!

- Monkeys.

Im born in the year of the monkey

- Bunnies.

Kookie oppa 

- Yoo Jae Suk or Kim Jong Kook?

Who?

- Gary or Ji Hyo?

Ji Hyo

- Haha or Kwang Soo?

What the hell is this???

- Do you know the cast I listed?

Nope

- You watch dramas?

Only watched two

- How old do you feel?

16

- What made you smile?

Ren oppa

- You know at this moment, this second, this millisecond, a baby has been born?

Does it look like i care?

- Someone also has died.

Yeah, theyre ed up

- I didn't number these. How many do you think there are?

As many as

- Which seven super powers you wish you were born with?

Telekenesis, fire, blood manipulation, bone maniplation, invisibily, mind reading, flight, water

- Someone gave you a billion dollars then ran away with it. You chased them and took it. Now you're rich.

Fly to South Korea and marry Ren oppa

- Favorite actor/actress?

Kim Woo Bin

- Chinese or Korean?

Im sry Lulu oppa but its korea for me

- I don't like watremelon. What fruit do you don't like?

Kiwi

- Humanity is...

dunno

- Quote:

Letting go doesn't mean you're giving up. It only means that you are accepting the fact that things weren't just meant to be...

- ; how would you feel about that?

Why do u make me ?

- Grandma Nazi or Grandma Butcher?

Dafuq are these ppl?!

- What's a to you?

Someone who acts like a

- What's a boy to you?

Who gets ed...pratically a male e..

- It's halloween here. Are you trick-or-treating tonight?

Nope

- Or staying home and handing out candies?

we dont celebrate halloween here

- What's your favorite candy of all time?

Choco-mint

- Do you like chocolate?

Yes, also chocolate abs

- Sweaty palms, sweaty face, or sweaty head?

Sweaty head

- Oily hair or oily face?

Ill use it for cooking oil

- A whale or a dolphin?

Dolphin

- Mermaids are...

weird

- I can't stand...

Anti-kpop fans

- I wish...

I would marry Ren oppa

- What do you want for your birthday?

Kpop merch....and Ren oppa as my husband

- What if I gave it to you?

Ill also give what u wantu 

- How do you feel after answering these?

Tired as , WHY R THERE SO MUCH?!?!

- What do you think of yourself?

A badass

- Are you a bully?

Yea

- Do you like...?

Ren oppa? yes.

- Finish this sentence

It need a period

- Dad is...

fine

- Family is...

weird af

- Siblings are...

annoying as hell

- Mom is...

a who keeps on talking baout her ing childhood that i aint interested in

- Appreciate yourself. Love yourself.

thx

- Live, Laugh, and...

Love Ren oppa

- Why are farts funny?

Cos they sound weird and they smell as stupid as

- I refer to them as "methane cuddles".

WHAT THE

- Are you a...

a stupid ? ert? Yes

- Bye!

Finally...

- Believe it or not, I actally got to know you better! It's pshycology. Nah, it's just bull from me, lol. I'm sorry if this wasted your time but you decided to do it ;)

Yeah i decided to do this ....

BUT I DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS THIS IG LONG GODDAMIT

btw i typed this all the way....i didnt copy and paste cos i wanted to make it look clean and orderly...

Ok, im done!!! Im out es!!!! 

P.S thx for the fun golden_flower-nim!! Till then! 

- koreankimchibaby c: