bc daihyu's post was too good, so I decided to spare y'all from the bother, so here it is:

 

1. Who cries when someone dies in a movie?

 

  BaekChen: Baekhyun. (definitely Baekhyun, bc Jongdae usually cuddle and falls asleep through it, lol)

 

 HunHan: Luhan. (like, DUH. Sehun is a noodle, and he doethn't cry becauthe he ith a man)

 

  2.  Who wears the ugly holiday garb?

 

  BaekChen: BOTH OF THEM THEY'RE BOTH DORKS

 

(ft. Chanyeol, and  homiecide-might-be-a-good-idea-right-now-don't-you-think!Kyungsoo)

 

 HunHan: Luhan (and he wears that Rudolf nose, and a pair of antlers, and soon enough, he's got Sehun in one of those  

 

*JINGLE MY BELLS*  

 

kinda sweater)

 

 3.  Who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone?

 

 BaekChen: Jongdae looks classy enough to play the trombone, so Baekhyun goes slamming the oven door

 

HunHan: Because Sehun thinks the one playing the trombone is cool, Luhan  begrudgingly  agrees to the former (though he doesn't hear the last of it from Kris)

 

  4. Who brings home stray animals?

 

BaekChen: Jongdae brings home cats, while Baekhyun brings home puppies (the other is allergic/scared of what the other brings home, idk [so they end up bringing it to Jongin's animal shelter])

 

 HunHan: Luhan is the mom who  needs to be swayed and serenaded and showered with sweets and flowers to budge and agree to keep it,  and Sehun is the bratty kid who is too cute to even ignore (that, and because Jongin's shelter is already booked)

5. Who leaves the bathroom door open?

 

BaekChen: Baekhyun, and sometimes Jongdae (out of haste), though they never seem to mind (much to Kyungsoo's chagrin), since they just close it whenever they pass the bathroom

 

HunHan: Sehun the noodle boy is a brat (who usually gets away with it)

 

6. Who tells the dad  jokes?

 

BaekChen: Jongdae is the master, and he would sometimes send them to their friends *cough cough*  Sehun (and Baekhyun likes pretending that he doesn't find it cute, and that Jongdae looks so handsome and breathtaking and like the sun is shining down on him as he does so--)

 

HunHan: Luhan either giggles or laughs his head off (there is  no in between) whenever Sehun tries his best (he gets them from Jongdae, and he's confused why Luhan is laughing at him)

 

7. Who wants kids more?

 

BaekChen: *I agree with kids taking care of kids, lol* But I think it would be Baekhyun, (and Jongdae just has this look he does whenever he stares *adoringly* at Baekhyun sleeping with the baby (idk)

 

HunHan: What Luhan wants, he gets (Sehun to agree, and like it, too, but he's always up for a challenge [even though he knows he's too far away, but anything to see his lovely Luhan hyung smile {and Luhan is trying his best not to laugh whenever his two babies are competing for his attention}])

 

8. Who travels more?

 

BaekChen: They both do (and sometimes they let Chanyeol and the rest of the gang tag along [especially if it's that time of the year when Baekhyun would pick a random, exotic destination {and Jongdae is trying his best to enjoy his time with Baekhyun while he tries to prevent himself from strangling his boyfriend for getting him into this situation, an--  

 

"Holy !! Byun Baekhyun quit moving!! We're sinking with your every move!!" }])

 

HunHan: Luhan (yeah, bc of China life)

 

9. Who spends more cash?

 

BaekChen: surprisingly, Baekhyun keeps the receipts, and balances the checkbooks, and always nags at Dae, because:

 

"You already have that shirt, don't you?"

"Yeah, but not in this color" 

 

And Jongdae spends way too much on clothes (and Baekhyun prefers Jongdae with the less clothes on as much as possible *wink wink* [not that Jongdae doesn't mind, either])

 

HunHan: They're both divas, but it's Sehun who spends more (he got that from Kris. [and he was used with getting his way with Junmyeon] and his best bros Baekhyun and Tao)

 

10. Who buys the things in infomercials?

 

BaekChen: *laugh all you want* But it's Baekhyun, and yes, Jongdae is still teasing him about that fertilizer they have under the table..

 

HunHan: Luhan is the housewife, and Sehun is the husband who spends the rest of his day lazing in front of the tv, and his phone is most definitely not within an arm's reach

 

11. Who draws on the dust on their cars?

 

BaekChen: They have their own cars, and Baekhyun thinks it's funny to draw on Jongdae's car (but he stops after Jongdae started writing Chinese characters [which he has no idea what they mean {they're usually lame, cheesy, pick up lines, or really crude , all in Mandarin, {brought to you by Luhan and Kris}] on his car)

 

HunHan: Noodle boy, of course (that kid)

 

12. Who starts the snowball fights?"

 

BaekChen: people think it's Baekhyun, but it's really Jongdae (lol)

 

HunHan: un surprisingly it's Luhan (while Sehun has his back turned, busy with the snowman he's working on)

 

13. Who throw away the directions to things?

 

BaekChen: they both do, because they think IKEA ain't got nothing on them (but they [still] get teased about their two-legged chair [which is a total feat to sit on])

 

HunHan: Luhan (yeah, bc he's got that good good) but it always (not sometimes, ALWAYS ends up with Sehun finishing it halfway [and maybe looking like Patrick in that one episode where he's sitting dumbly, with a plank nailed on his forehead, and, yeah, looking dumb]

 

14. Who puts up holiday decor?

 

BaekChen: they make it a point to race each other (though the Christmas decor lasts until the rest of the year [or when Halloween is like, only a month away])

 

HunHan: Luhan is the mother of decorating (Junmyeon is the grandmother [and Kris can't help but whine about it with Sehun])

 

15. Who is more likely to forget to bathe?

 

BaekChen: Baekhyun (remember that one exoluxion, lol)

 

HunHan:  Sehun is a noodle, and  a lazy

 

16. Who gets more obsessed about things? 

 

BaekChen: Baekhyun (though lately, he's been doing it to spite Jongdae [who is utterly adorable with that pout of his] but why get jealous over SNSD, like, you idiot??)

 

HunHan: Sehun (and he most definitely did not get, almost! Almost, kicked out of the house [and sport bruises all over his pretty face {courtesy of Kris and Minseok}] because of his Miranda Kerr obsession)

 

17. Who sings in the shower more often?

 

BaekChen: *I already answered this, but here you guys go*

Jongdae, because Baekhyun would be ANYWHERE near singing

 

HunHan: Luhan (and Sehun likes to pretend that he's totally not a creep for camping outside the bathroom, just to listen to Luhan sing [esp. since he got that good good {and maybe imaginingLuhandancingaround is a good, bad, bad, good, bad, that good good idea}])

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Please forgive me.