Dinner and Hyunas

Chanyeol: Why are we here again?

 

Kai: Someone invited us

 

(They all look at Seohyun)

 

Seohyun: What? I just thought why not invite some friends 

 

Sehun: Nooo! Out of all places it had to be Hyunas house, I'm so sorry Yoona *he sobs*

 

Yoona: Sehun be nice 

 

       ________30 minutes later_________

 

Chanyeol: where is the food I'm starving 

 

Chen: of course you would be *he laughs*

 

(Then everyone else starts laughing) 

 

Chanyeol: it's not funny you know

 

        _________1 minute later_________

 

(The food arrives and everyone just stares besides sehun) 

 

Sehun- what, are you guys gonna eat or what? *he says then starts to eat*

 

Hyuna: UHUM! *She shouts to get everyone's attention* well I have some questions to ask some of you guys starting off with Seohyun

 

Seohyun: urgh you always ask me questions, that one time you said my nose is long.

 

Hyuna: Sweety that wasn't a question that was an insult 

 

Seohyun: ok whatever let's get over with this 

 

Suho: haha.....I like her 

 

Hyuna: is it true that you have a lover? 

 

Seohyun: no 

 

Hyuna: just eager you know I've been hearing things 

 

Chanyeol: hurry up!! 

 

Hyuna: So Sehun do you and Yoona have a thing going on?

 

Tiffany: No, no they don't she is just his maid that is worthless she just follows him everywhere he goes and listens to his every order so she technically doesn't have a life.

 

Sehun: Why are you describing Luhans life because that is exactly how you treat him like a worthless butler poor boy never gets a brake, lulu do this lulu do that at least I let Yoona have free time whenever she wants I don't keep her captive 'll the time like you do to luhan. 

 

Tiffany: Oh Sehun I love you 

 

Sehun: No.

 

(Everyone starts to laugh)

 

Hyuna: So Suho is it true that you that you have a crush on Kai

 

Suho: WHAT.....NO!!! Ok who is it that is telling her all these lies?

 

(Everyone looks down with fear)  

 

Suho: Hmm.....*He looks around* it was you *He points his fork at Chanyeol* 

 

Chanyeol: What, why me? Wait i know it's because I'm sitting right next to you right, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME CHEN!!! *He pulls on chens collar* 

 

Chen: Sorry bro but it's all on you this time

 

(Then everyone forgets about the conversation they just had)

 

Chanyeol: why aren't you eating 

 

Chen: I'm waiting for you 

 

Chanyeol: No you eat first

 

Tao: I'm surprised I would think you would be the first one to eat

 

Chanyeol: Really Tao 

 

Tao: Just saying, you were the one complaining earlier for the food 

 

D.O: that's true

 

Chanyeol: I don't know for some reason I don't want to know 

 

(Everyone starts to eat)

 

D.O: Hey Baek

 

Baekhyun: BABY NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD YOU KNOW IT USED TO BE MAD LOVE!!! *He sings while his beats are on his ears* 

 

Kai: i know what to do *he takes black pepper off the table walks behind baek and puts it under his nose* this will teach him something. 

 

Baek: wi arae wi wi arae *he sniffs the pepper* AHHH!!!!! 

 

(He falls on the ground struggling) 

 

Sunny: Someone help him 

 

(Everyone stares at her)

 

Sunny: was I not supposed to say that? Oops hehe 

 

(Baek is still recovering then Sehun gets up and walks away) 

 

Chanyeol: Aha so it must be Sehun spreading rumors *He whispers to Chen*

 

Chen: Really you're still on that 

 

Chanyeol: I'm telling you it's not me

 

(All the boys starts feeling sick then stand up to go to the restroom then they notice there is only one restroom so they all try to rush to it)

 

Sehun: haha I came first *Sehun says in the restroom* 

 

Chanyeol: Nooo! 

 

Chen: I don't think I can hold it in anymore you guys

 

(They all yell and start banging on the door harder then run to a great distance away from Chen) 

 

Kai: hurry up sehum

 

Sehun: I don't think I will be coming out any sooner, what was in that food?

 

             ________Meanwhile_________

 

Sunny: oh my gosh this is so hilarious I'm going to take a video, thank goodness you told us about hyunas food Seohyun

 

Seohyun: What are friends for haha and plus I kinda wanted to see them react to the food its pretty funny

 

Hyoyeon: yeah it is funny 

 

Sooyoung: uhh wait we weren't supposed to eat the food uh oh *she pushes the guys over and bangs on the door* how long are you gonna take in there

 

Sehun: hey....you know kai 

 

Sooyoung: I'm not Kai

 

(Silence)

 

Yoona: oh Sehun 

 

(At the boys P.O.V)

 

Chen: I can't *He farts*  

 

Chanyeol: Phew I'm glad we were at a good distance away 

 

Kai: oh no

 

(You see Tao fainted on the floor)

 

Chanyeol: you monster *He says to Chen* Tao was too close

 

Suho: you guys know Sehuns house is right next to this one

 

Sehun: oh yeah it is and I have five bathrooms I don't know what's wrong with Hyuna, having one bathroom is insane *he says from the restroom* 

 

Yoona: I better go buy some air freshener 

(They all run out of the house pushing and shoving each other but then remember neither one of them have the keys to Sehuns house) 

 

Suho: now how are we going to get in we can't ask Sehun for the keys because he is in the restroom

 

Chanyeol: There is only one person I know that has the keys to his house

(They all look at Yoona as she is walking to the car then starts to run after her)

 

Yoona: *She sees them coming her way so she rushes in her car then locks all doors* ahh what do I do I don't want them to ruin Sehuns car. 

 

(She walks out of the car) 

 

Yoona: Ahh what do you want!

 

All the Guys: The Keys!!

 

(Yoona throws the keys to them then rushes back in the car)

 

Yoona: Phew *she then drives off*

 

(Baekhyun opens the door to the house then they all rush to the restrooms, Tao gets the first one, Chanyeol gets the second, Chen gets third, Kai gets fourth and Suho gets the last. Baekhyun didn't make it but I'm sure that suho will come out the earliest since he didn't actually eat the food XD)

 

              ________Meanwhile_________

 

Tiffany: Oh D.O it's like your the only one with brains in that bunch and I'm glad you asked me

 

D.O: yeah your house is right next to Sehuns *He starts to laugh*

 

(Xiumin, Luhan and Kris are sitting on the couch at Tiffs house with Jessica and Taeyeon enjoying some tea)

 

Tiffany: Oh Luhan you invited guest that's nice *she smiles*

 

(After that they all went home and lived their happy life)

 

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