does this even exist?

I'm subscribed to over 1400 fanfics here and I have yet to find one where

  1. no one kisses on the first date/confession
  2. person a just walks up to person b for their number because they thought they were cute, no ing crushing on for 7 years or it was a dare or smth, like they just went "oh hey youre cute number please"
  3. a high school couple actually breaks up
  4. the so called "bottom" is in the gang while the "top" is the nerdy one
  5. NOT EVERYONE IN THE FRIEND CIRCLE IS GAY/DATING THE SAME
  6. a secret couple that could actually keep their relationship a secret for more than 2 days
  7. they do the hanky panky after marriage
  8. no one studders because of their crush
  9. WE ACTUALLY SEE THEM DOING THEIR HOMEWORK???????? 
  10. DO THEY EVEN HAVE HOMEWORK???????
  11. LIKE REALLY THEY SKIP SCHOOL, GO ON DATES TO THE MOVIES THEN THE CARNIVAL AND BACK TO EACH OTHER'S HOUSES AND THEY SOMEHOW GOT THEIR HOMEWORK DONE??????????
  12. a straight couple that are actually happy with each other (in fic that mainly focuses around a same relationship)
  13. BUT SERIOUSLY WHY IS EVERYONE GAY 
  14. ITS LIKE ONLY THE LEFT OVER  THAT GETS A GIRL 
  15. LIKE SERIOUSLY THERE IS A THING CALLED OPPOSITE ATTRACTION
  16. the two best friends actually know the other person well and is not just there for the lols (ok this one exists but its super ing rare)
  17. protective ??????????????
  18. a person actually has some sort of handicap and no one gives a (cause usually its a big ing deal but like there are none that go like "hey i'm dyslexic whats for dinner?")
  19. LEARNING HANDICAPS LIKE DYSLEXIA OR ADHD OR SOMETHING LIKE REALLY NOT EVERY DONT GET BECAUSE THEY DONT GET IT
  20. BODY INSECURITES AND THINGS LIKE BULEMIA OR ANOREXIA AND NOT JUST "oh hey am i fat?" "no youre beautiful" "oh ok" LIKE THERES MORE THAN THAT 
  21. the setting has problemS with everyone being gay (there's like only one fic that majority characters actually do have a problem with it)
  22. the alpha/beta/omega concept is actually correct
  23. actually describes the feeling of longing
  24. the word 'sinful' isn't used in

 

ok im done bye

 

[EDIT]

Yes i know that there are fics that do have the stuff mentioned above, but let's face it, not a lot do

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peachywink #1
this is fanfic not actual books, authors write a story with their audience somewhat in mind...who is going to write a fic with a scene in it but save it until after they have married? That would be a horrible fiction. You'd be waiting forever for it to come and it would like "not yet" for 20 chapters. lol
Chirimasa #2
There are fics like these lol. I promise you. And hate to break it to you but youre basically on an almost all website. But there are straight stories? And hey lots of people just like writing their stories like this. If you dont like, why dont you try writing your own? Create the stories you want
himesan #3
im pretty sure half of those things you mentioned exists though??? maybe you're looking at the wrong place
and it depends on our fandoms too so
Baek_Me_A_Kookie #4
It depends on which ff u chose to read
CapriquariusMei #5
Well, that depends on the fandom and genres of the stories you're looking at. But LOL about the gay relationship part, most of the fanfic worlds here are so loosely based on reality. At first when I was reviewing some of the stories, I was shocked and wondered where were the struggles of "coming out"?
exotarian #6
*takes notes for future reference*
ElleJacobs #7
You're looking in all the wrong places. I think I've only faced like less than ten of those problems when looking up/reading fics. Lol.
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