If You - Big Bang (Super Weird Parody Cover)
I love this song. I don't have anything against Big Bang, Don't kill me VIPs. Since all my friends were writing their own versions of an English reply, I wanted to join... with a twist XD Because I have found my hidden talent to twist and ruin songs. Please listen to their versions too when it comes out. Sorry for the wrong notes, but hopefully it was still enjoyable~
Don't listen while you're eating. You have been warned.
Don't listen while you're eating. You have been warned.
LYRICS:
It’s time to leave you behind
I’d stay for you if I wanted to, but I don’t
Why do you keep standing there?
Like a fool, did you think I’d come back if you stay still?
As I get further and further away from you
The smell in the air, is slowly disappearing
It feels like I can finally breath once more
You should’ve washed up, (Please) you should’ve washed up
If you, if you…
Flush the toilet, put the seat down
Then I wouldn’t have to watch the things float by
If you, if you…
Thought of me and my consent
Maybe then I could have changed my own mind
One chance, but then
You screwed up
It’s your loss for losing me (echo)
Don’t you know how many guys are lining up (echo)?
I’ll choose someone unlike you oh oh
It is time to forget all about you, it’s hard, but I’ll try
Remember all those little words you whispered in my ears
They were neither cheesy (echo), nor were they sweet (echo)
All I longed for was just a small praise
Not “you have gained weight”
No, I didn’t gain weight (Noo~)
If you, if you…
Didn’t feed me all the pork chops
Then I could have kept all my abs and S-Line
If you, if you…
Thought of me and my consent
Maybe then I could have changed my own mind
One chance, but then
You screwed up
Don’t know what else to complain about so I just keep on singing this line in a very fast tune
I mentioned every single possible bad aspects of being in a relationship with you
Then suddenly I remember the times
When you watched over my house
If you (if you) if you (If you)
Didn’t put my stove on fire
Or if you remembered to feed my dog (feed my dog)
If you (if you) if you (If you)
Could’ve done a much better job
Maybe then I could have changed my own mind (huuuu uuu)
To me, you are
A passing gas
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