You know what's the one question I hate? 

'Are you North Korean or South Korean?'

ARE YOU ING STUPID

IF I WAS NORTH KOREAN

I WOULDN'T BE LIVING IN CALIFORNIA YOU DIP

I WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW

IF I EVEN SO AS TRIED TO LEAVE NORTH KOREA

I'D GET EXECUTED RIGHT

THAT

ING

SECOND

ARE YOU AN IDIOT

DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR HISTORY

ING WORLD HISTORY THAT EVERYONE LEARNS IN SEVENTH GRADE

IF I WAS ING NORTH KOREAN

I WOULDN'T ING BE HERE

DIP