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immense fangirling, spazzing, uncontrolable feels and sentences in Caps Lock ahead. This is your last chance to turn back.
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Okay... So SHINee had their Goodbye Stage on MCountdown and hearing the news I was a bit sad. It was sooo~ good to see SHINee performing as a whole again, "View" has been so much fun and as I see it, the boys enjoyed it much too. I didn't plan to watch the stage therefore but at the end I did because THEY PERFORMED ODD EYE!

FYI "Odd Eye" is my favorite song on the album, I love it more than "View", "Love Sick" and "Alive" etc, so when I typed in 'shinee goodbye stage mcountdown' into the search bar I had expected I can see something great and I'll be undone at second 1.

What I was not prepared for is THE VIDEO ABOVE.

HOLY SH*T WHAT IS THIS WHERE DID THIS COME FROM WHO ARRANGED THE STAGE WHO DID THE CHOREOGRAPHY WHO CHOSE THE CLOTHES-

A few from the 1234567567833 reasons why "SHINee Odd Eye Goodbye Stage" is a crime against mankind:

1) Key's eyepatch. Let's be honest, it should look ridiculous. But it doesn't! Key makes it hot! And the eyeliner on his visible eye WHO DID THAT I don't know if I should hug that person or slap them it's just too much~

2) all black. See, I can't deal with hot men wearing black. Black just takes their hotness to a WHOLE another level. And what had SHINee have to wear to perform "Odd Eye" my favorite song? ... You guessed it, all black. Even Taemin's had his hair dyed black WTF! (If Jonghyun would have had it done too, we weren't be here talking.)

3) the choreography. My mind is still fuzzy and incoherent to think of anything else but "@&xdfghdxcrnei23456" at the moment but I remember some body rolls, pointing at the audience and there were chairs... OTL

4) ALL THE FREAKIN' STARES. The lyrics go "my eyes on YOUUUU~" and hell did they just that! I dare to say the amount and intensity of eye contacts with me with the camera is almost bigger than every eye contanct SHINee has ever made with me with the camera. Just look at Onew or Jonghyun towards the end! Gaaah IT.IS.SO.NOT.OKAY.

5) sudden attacks from everywhere and at anytime. I had to stop the video at least at every fifteenth second because it was either a stare, or a move, or a look or everything at once... I was sitting in my chair, facepalming, and whining WHY. I dare to watch this video without stopping! I DARE YOU! If you succeded, please confirm it in comment.

This video has ruined me. I have no more to give, to feel for a while. *DEEP SIGH*

This song is so good.

SHINee is so good.

Damn it. <3