(BEFORE YOU READ THIS, I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT EVERYTHING YOU WILL READ IN THIS POST ARE ENTIRELY FICTION AND JUST FOR THE LOLS, DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY AND DON'T THINK ME AN EFFING ERT. EVEN IF I AM, BECAUSE IM A BOY AND IM ALWAYS .[that was a sarcasm])

 

1. Would you rather lose your organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?

Gain 200lbs doesnt sound so bad... it didn't say I had obesity... so would probably be big fat muscular pecs!

2. Would you rather have with your cousin in secret or not have with your cousin but everyone would think you did?

Uhhh... can I not answer this? huhh, . I'll take the first one...

3. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO’s parents?

Maybe my SO's parents, i'm sure they'll understand my condition. 

4. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

You didn't specify which size of watermelon! I call watermelonsss.

5. Would you rather have the best house in a ty neighborhood or the worst house in a fancy neighborhood?

Worst house, why? Im ing rich inside the house!

6. Would you rather have no or five es?

5 PLEASE. Large ones. XD

7. Would you rather die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives?

I'll take the first one, I'll die an honourable death and then maybe they'll bring me back to life! Haha, i've watched to many science fiction movies...

8. Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?

Is this SAW? I'm obviously not gonna play with you Jigsaw!

9. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

I like living....so neither.

10. Would you rather have no arms or no legs?

No arms..., no legs too.

11. Would you rather have no fingers or no eyes?

NO

12. Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?

The first one.

13. Would you rather be a forever or have with your brother/sister one time?

WHY??? WHY??? 0o0

14. Would you rather have knives for fingers or es for fingers?

Finger! I'll 'finger' you everyday XD

15. Would you rather live forever or die in the next five minutes?

Live forever sounds cool..., maybe not but better than dying.

16. Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen?

PARIS, PLS.

17. Would you rather give or receive a ?

Receive, duh. Shake it baby~

18. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?

At work...probably get a buttplug as well. I had to, okay?!

19. You can only hear one song for the rest of your life. Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire?

Bohemian Rhapsody, because why not. MAMA~~~ OUUUUHHH

20. Would you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber’s assistant or dirt poor but get to be anyone’s assistant you choose?

Screw you Justin! I'll go to SNSD's lap as their 'assistant' now XD

21. Would you rather everyone thinks your life but it’s actually awesome or everyone thinks your life is ty but it’s actually good?

First one, you do not believe in haters peeps.

22. Would you rather have a time machine that only goes back in time or a time machine that only goes forward in time?

Back In the Future. Haha!

23. Would you rather have an animal best friend that could be any animal you choose and it would be intelligent and speak to you (and you could ride it around town if it is a large animal like a bear) or be married to someone with a hot body?

Married sounds nice. Oh Mama JULIA, you're so fancyyy. (she's an AV Idol. Don't judge me)

24. Would you rather have the superpower to fly or to become invisible?

Invisible. Ladies you better be worried XD lol

25. Would you rather have unlimited love or unlimited money?

Unlimited Money. Money can buy love and its a fact. Don't reply me with all that BS love is better than money. Ive heard enough.

26. Would you rather have unlimited respect or unlimited power?

UNLIMITED POWERRRR. Then i'll get the respect. Sincerely or forcefully.

27. Would you rather have unlimited money, power, and respect or unlimited ?

The first one, as I can get the limitless forever, duhh

28. Would you rather have everything you’ve ever wanted but you die in one year or live your life as it is now?

I like living.

29. Would you rather be an ugly genius or a hot moron?

NO

30. Would you rather have your thoughts broadcasted so that everyone will always know what you are thinking while you are thinking it or never be allowed to wear clothes but keep your thoughts to yourself?

WHY?!!

31. Would you rather have horrible acne that is only on areas that are covered with clothing or moderate acne that’s only on your face?

MODERATE PLS.

32. Would you rather cut off one of your fingers or pay $5,000 of your own money for the person you hate most to go on a spa vacation?

I LOVE ME FINGERS MATEY.

33. Would you rather have your SO look through all your text/chat/email history or your employer?

uhh, SO....sorry babe. pls understand my situation here.

34. Would you rather never have internet access again or never be able to take an airplane again?

2nd. I've never had been in an airplane anyway.

35. Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?

WHY THIS IS A THING HERE?!

36. Would you rather not receive any money from an anonymous source or receive $10 million dollars worth of crack on your door step?

Second sounds very illegal...I dont want them cops running through my house searching for it!

37. Every time you have it takes one day off your life. How much do you have? (not really a would you rather question)

OVER 9000!!!! (I'm not even gonna answer this.)

38. Would you rather smell terrible (but you can’t smell it) or your partner smell terrible and you have to smell it?

NO, PLS NO.

39. Would you rather be an average, not famous professional athlete on your current salary or a wealthy, world renowned professional in a field you don’t care about (mathematician, classical musician, whatever)?

Second sounds good. Free Money!

40. Would you rather live in the house of your dreams but it doesn’t have internet access, or your current home for the rest of your life?

I rather stay at  my house now.

41. Would you rather have with Megan Fox with a or Tom Hiddleston with a ?

Megan FOX with a !! It's -tastic!

42. Would you rather be filthy rich but suffer depression or be poor but happy?

I like being happy....but i also like being rich...

43. Would you rather be incredibly happy but alone forever or unhappy but with the love of your life?

That doesnt sound right... is this person was drunk while typing this?

44. Would you rather have your body found on a pile of toys or a pile of drugs?

TOYS rather being addict.

45. Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickelback song?

Author? I'm rich by then so IDGAF.

46. Would you rather a vampire or a wizard?

I'M A ING WIZARDDDD!!!

47. Would you rather be in a real version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?

The Walking Dead. Lets face it, you'll die anyways in either both.

48. Would you rather have 20 kids over the course of your life or never be able to have or adopt children?

20 kids scattered all over the country, being good doctors, lawyers and every rich profession.

49. Would you rather be filthy rich and live 400 years ago or be poor but live today?

Filthy rich. easy.

50. Would you rather die happy in five years or die unhappy in sixty years?

Fisrt!