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GIRLS:

after school:

nana - nana from after school & orange caramel was found dead and deformed on the side of the road, she has somehow found her way into heaven. god bless her & the idols of this place.

aoa:

hyeojeong - aoa member hyejeong has died due to a tragic on stage accident. after twerking during miniskirt, her fell off and she died of embarrassment. sighs

mina - mina was found dead in an alleyway. her head smashed onto a wall and her brain was half out, she was bruised and half eaten. the police say she tripped over her own feet and that killed her, her feet.

chanmi - aoa's chanmi died this evening after reaching the top of mt. hotdog. she had lost her breath due to forgetting to wear shoes. hopefully she finds some shoes so she can breath and climb mt. heaven.

jimin - sumin has reincarnated as aoa's Jimin. But died again after slipping from a cup of pudding.

choa - choa was shooting watermelons out of a sling shot when the melon backfired and smashed against her face. which ended up killing her. what a waste of a water melon : ' (

seolhyun - a radioactive grenade exploded a few minutes ago. seolhyun was reported to have been nearby because she was trying to save the world with her mighty powers. she died in honor.

apink:

naeun - naeun, a popular kpop idol was missing for 4 months and today it was realeased that they have found her, but in a dead condition. it seems that she may have caught the Ebola virus. that was probably the reason why she was missing for 4 months. but it's okay, she has crawled her way into heaven the way she was 4 months ago. she might've went somewhere else if she still had ebola…

bomi - after being on real men, bomi went to join the real army. although she did great, reports say she died on the seventh day of training. she was brave.

hayoung - hayoung died of old age. ironically her name has de werd yung en et so we dun kno wa appen to her she just go ded

exid:

hani - top story of the night, hani was found 24 hours ago in her oven, burnt and overcooked. her skin was melted off, along with her eyeballs and nose. is this a murder? or suicide? well it doesnt matter anymore, shes in heaven now.

f(x):

amber - tba

krystal - tba

girls day:

yura - Hottest girl group member Yura has been found dead at a mall's fitting room due to falling on a sasaeng who then ate her. Let's hope everyone else in heaven welcomes her with open mouths.

minah - girls day member minah has just been found dead in her dorm room. while the est of the members were out getting some ramen minah didn't feel good so she stayed home to watch tv. the scene was horrific. she was watching the kardashian's when the tv suddenly exploded. she tried to cool herself off and went to the fridge but once she opened the freezer, she froze to death.

hyeri - hieri of guls dei has soodenly passed awei. da popo sei it was bc a sasaeng pan hit her wit a bag of rais at de airport. da rias got in hur brain and made it explo de

hello venus:

nara - kpop star nara of hello venus has been declared dead after 3 weeks of being in critical condition. she slipped on a puddle of unicorn tears and fell unconscious right away. she didn't wake up since the incident. at least she's in heaven now.

kara:

youngji - kara's youngji was found dislocated and disjointed in front of her hotel. parts of her body were missing from the scene, including ears, eyeballs and a left buttcheek. it seems as though she was pushed off her balcony but her neighbours say they saw her twerking near her balcony. could this have caused her death? well it seems as though she was made her way into heaven by twerking to hard

lovelyz:

sujeong - Lovely's Sujeong has been way too lovely for her own good. Reports say she died of too much happiness. They found her with a full buffet at her table with her fellow member. One of the members stated "she was giggling throughout dinner and then passed out..." Passed out? More like passed away. We hope everyone in heaven welcomes her with more love.

jiae - lovelyz' jiae was reported missing last night but was found dead this morning. she was found under a panda at the zoo. that panda suffocated her to death. lets welcome her in heaven where it is safe

yein - it just came in that lovelyz' yein was found dead after hearing the sudden deaths of her two members. reports said she ice skated reenacting a part of frozen in which she fell into the water and froze to death. heaven peeps please welcome her.

miss a:

suzy - jimin's wife has just passed away. officials say she committed suicide after her beloved husband's unexpected death earlier this week. at least they can now be together in heaven.

red velvet:

seulgi - Red Velvet's Seulgi has suffered a deadly accident. Witnesses stated that they saw her eating ice cream while jaywalking. Some believe she was too into her ice cream that she got run over by a car. But others say she threw the ice cream at the car coming so she could cross. The truth shall be heard from her here in heaven. I hope everyone here welcomes her with ice cream questions.

wendy - ( bottom of this )

yeri - yeri found out that a clown fish is not actually a clown. because of that, she went into the ocean to kill them all and ended up getting killed by the momma clown fish. clown fish is never to be messed with. tear

joy - after a joyful ride at mt. shashika, joy was found dead due to trying to save a squirrel from falling off a cliff. oh what a sweet girl but now she's in heaven with us. pls welcome her

snsd:

taeyeon - jimin is a lazy who doesn't feel like making up a story so lets just say this beauty died bc she's too gorgeous to be among those peasants on earth. : )

hyoyeon - ( see bottom of this )

yoona - guys guys guys yonna died. she got hit by a pizza delivery car : (

t-ara:

jiyeon - jiyeon was found dead at domino's. reports say she lost it when she found out they didn't sell dominoes. she called up a wrecking ball to come crash up the place but ended up getting killed by it. much sad

wassup:

nari - kpop star nari was found burnt and floating in a sewer. detectives says that what caused the burn or fire was nitrogen and carbon dioxide. which are the substances that are in a fart? did nari try to set her fart on fire? well it seems so and not only that, she has found her way into heaven. I hope she doesn't burn this place down with her atomic fart

others:

iu - kpop star IU has suddenly passed away from an overdose of pizza. It is reported that she has gone to heaven and plans on staying for a while. We pray that the rest of the idols in this magical place welcome her with open arms

hyemin - ( see bottom of this )

jessica - former snsd member jessica jung was killed by sm entertainment after being extremely successful without them. they jelly mofos

shinhye - shin hye was murdered earlier this week. there was a piece of paper up her nose after her assassination that said yonghwa killed her because she was cheating on him with that brat jongsuk. she's a slaya 101.

jayoung - ulzzang jayoung was reported dead this evening. it was said that yes, she was attacked by a mob because they wanted her candy bag. heaven peeps, let's get her a better bag.

minhee - ulzzang minhee was reported ded this afternoon. witnesses sei she tripped over a pack of gum and fell off a cliff. others say she drowned, froze to death, tripped over a crocodile...etc

yoobi - she b ded bc seulgi ate her

GUYS:

2pm:

taecyeon - this hot man right here died because he had a bright smile that blinded almost everyone. because it blinded a driver, he was run over. heaven please treasure him.

bts:

jimin - tba

namjoon - world war iii will begin momentarily. bts leader rap monster was found with his throat slit open and his dik cut off. he was declared dead at the scene. whether he went to heaven or not is still a question. his body was extremely deformed and one of his ears was boiled and fed to a dog. it is said that his tongue was cut off and found in the trash bin. his death was the worst we've seen in quite a long time.

jungkook - JUNGKOOK WAS RECENTLY FOUND IN A DUMPSTER, DEAD, USELESS AND DECOMPOSED. HIS BODY WAS HALF ROTTEN AND HIS FACE WAS PEELING OFF. HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE I CREI. BUT WHO CARES HE'S MADE HIS WAY INTO HEAVEN.

v - taehyung, aka v died last night. the police say that he died looking at his reflection in the mirror. it was too pretty... pretty ugly. so thus he had to come into heaven.

exo:

sehun - popular boy band member sehun has passed away after days in intensive care. he was hospitalized earlier this month due to twerking too hard. we hope that he is welcomed in heaven and we hope his soul will rest peacefully.

baekhyun - boy group exo's member Baekhyun has been found dead due to an overdose of ramen. It has been confirmed that he was indeed listening to Overdose during the incident. Let's hope everyone in heaven welcomes him with some delicious carrots.

jongin - poplur boi bend membur kai of esso has been found ded in his durm. da rumor ees det suhoar got tired of hes shet and keeled hem with rice. mama suhoe is currently een jail. he confess to shobin rais up jongin buttho unteel it caym out ob hees nooz. de end.

chanyeol - mino es steel hi af so he weel conteenew to post deez unteel he gets halp. esso member chenyeur was fund ded under a tree. da popo sey he was stabbed by baekoon bc chanyur deednt wek baekoon up een tym fur hees hair appointmint. baekoon deednt boder to buri da boody. wat is wrong wit da worl

kyungsoo - exo member d.o, has been found dead at the sm building. his cause of death is yet to be known but officials are saying that there was a bag of cheetos and some bananas next to him at the time of death.

suho - it was reported that exo's leader suho was murdered this evening. witnesses say he was attacked by people who wanted his money. people are so jelly of his rich swag.

chen - chen from exo was discovered dead in the dorm shower, it seems as though he was struggling to turn off the tap and drowned in the water. how tragic

got7:

mark - uprising boy group got7's member Mark has passed away. it was rumored that he was cursed with a mark, but no one knows the exact reason of his death. let us hope people in heaven welcome him into our markless lives.

jb - jb died today. the police say he was playing handball with jackson when the ball hit his face and killed him. poor jb.

jackson - wang mandu of got7 passed away today bc he returned from his visit to hong kong to find out that his husband jimin was killed by f(x)'s amber. jackson was so devastated he immediately used his fencing skillZ to kill himself. he left a note saying that he was doing this to be reunited with his one and only love, jimin.

infinite:

myungsoo - Myungsoo has been found dead due to an intense workout. He had added way too much weight to bench press and it fell on his neck. This saddens us all.

ikon:

bobby - jimin's husbend jiwun has oberdosd on mino's lob. mino confurmed det i was one of da two ppl he wud go gey fur. rip i.

hanbin - n/a

super junior:

eunhyuk - eunhyuk b murdered by sm. sm b doin slave shet and hyuk died when he was forced to dance for 3749837 hours straight : ))))

donghae - ( see below this )

ryeowook - ryeowook was found hanging, with his hands tied up with rope in his basement. his shirt was torn apart and his pants were off, leaving only his under briefs. he had slashes on his chest to his stomach, and bite marks on his abdomen and on his face. his lips were swollen and so were his eyes. talk about some serious . seems like some serious witchcraft though…

kyuhyun - kyuhyun died earlier today when he stepped on a pile of dog . he slipped and fell back, snapping his neck. bless ur soul.

heechul - Super Junior's Heechul was found dead at his comfortable crib. It was reported that his cat, cherry, attacked him after heechul was seen with Frozen's Anna. Cherry was jealous but now Heechul is with us. I hope everyone in heaven welcomes him with non jelly cats.

tvxq:

changmin - Recent reports say TVXQ's Max has been found dead due to heavy trampolining. He was way too excited that he popped the trampoline while jumping and it exploded making him fly off into the sky. I hope he is welcomed in heaven with safer trampolines.

teen top:

l.joe - l joe was leaving a gay club when some squirrels attacked him from the trees and gave him aids. he was left on the side of the road to die cause he looked deformed and homeless. god bless his soul

winner:

taehyun - winner's nam taehyun died earlier today because he got in a fight with diva key. they were both fighting over being the one and only diva. but key killed him. heaven peeps pls welcome him.

others:

joohyuk - nam joohyuk, actor & model was reported a missing person. It has been 697 days now. Today, the police have finally found him after such a thorough search... when they found him he wasn't so alive, but moreover as a dead corpse. he was found lying on the floor of a public toilet.. they say he "struggled" to get out of the toilet and died in it, unable to escape. sos, he was able to at least make it into heaven..

was found dead at a nearby coffee shop where it is said she died bc they didn’t give her the wifi password. she asked for it and they wouldn’t give it to her so the manager killed her to shut her up

kris - kris, ex exo member was assassinated last night around 7:57pm at his apartment. the police say they found him dead, with his head down the toilet bowl. it seems as though his assassinator didn't want to get his hands dirty so he instead drowned kris in the toilet. that's still dirty... how tragic, but who cares he found his way into my heart < 3 and heaven. amen.

luhan - sm killed luhan for suing them.

jongsuk - lee jongsuk, the very beautiful actor was found deceased this morning. it is rumoured that he had tripped over his own feet and ended up snapping his neck while others say it was because he had a horn pushed into his which caused internal bleeding. i think it was the horn on that killed him. bless his -

soul i mean

*****

hyemin, wendy, hyoyeon and donghae - there were recent deaths at a famous club named 'Poppity Pop's in Keurea.' It has been reported that SNSD's Kim Hyoyeon, Red Velvet's Son Wendy, Ulzzang Park Hyemin, and Super Junior's Lee Donghae have been found dead at the scene. When their bodies were checked, a transformer's tattoo was found on each of their arms. Either they were best friends or a gang attacked them. I hope everyone has welcomed them in heaven

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squirt #1 Sep 2, 2015 00:19:24

OLD BUT IN GOLD