Will everybody calm down, please? (Keep the memes coming, though.)

People are saying this is a leaked song from their upcoming album. I have no idea if this is true. Well to the guys who dug it up, good job. You just made "Call Me Daddy" a trending topic on Twitter. 

Two, we don't actually believe that this song, these same lyrics, will just be translated and included in the album right? Korean pop's target audience was supposedly teenagers and young adults (go look it up). But this range already widened. Yes, even five year olds are included. So, Call Me Daddy? Really? And these: 

Tell me what you drinking and I’ma buy you more
I want you gotta tipsy before it take you home
When I’ll get you there baby I’ll be in control

Please. Look at 2PM. These lyrics >  Put your hands up and get your drinks up < got their song, Hands Up, banned. Read that line again. Now read the lyrics above. (MOGEF had already lifted the ban, btw, after a year, if I'm not mistaken.)

And do not even start with the possible music video's visual elements. I'm not completely ready to see them in a club. (I am, in fanfiction.)

The beat though made me look forward to hearing the song. (Again, if it really is included). I could already imagine D.O and Chanyeol's voices. Damn.

But hey. I'm pretty sure most of us wouldn't mind calling Kai daddy, right? (Actually I do. It's disturbing. Or maybe I'm just not ready for this too.)

(Just my two cents. And because everyone is entitled to their own opinion lol I'll go ahead and make assumptions just like everybody else)