RESPECT MY CROTCH

The Kim Family and The Crotch Accident

"Hyung"

 
Wonwoo grunted and stirred on his sleep to avoid the deep,husky voice. A low-pitched chuckle could be heard. Somehow it made Wonwoo smiled between his sleepiness in this Sunday morning. 
 
"I know you can't resist me" the low voice replied with a hint of cockiness lingered in it and Wonwoo pouted. "Mmm" Wonwoo whined and pushed Mingyu's chest without leaving his position.
 
"Go away" 
 
"But why? We should be taking the kids to the beach remember?" Mingyu exclaimed with enthusiasm and jumping on the bed a little. "Its still so early and I'm sure they will be mad if we wake them up now" Wonwoo said,still refused to open his eyes. 
 
Mingyu couldn't help but smiling. Wonwoo was so cute at this kind of state. Where a hint of sleepiness lingered in every sentence he said and a slight pout forming every time he talked. Mingyu felt like to snuggle Wonwoo into his chest and drifting to sleep again.
 
But noooo
 
They had a plan. That they will go to beach and play with the dog. Stay at the hotel they had reserved and tell stories or watch movies. 
 
And Mingyu was really excited that he woke up really early and that was just not his nature to wake up early. But Wonwoo felt a little bit glad because he didn't have to have extra job to wake up two babies.
 
Because one of the babies had woken up.
 
"Aw hyung~"
 
Wonwoo couldn't help but chuckle and finally he opened his eyes and turned to Mingyu "alright alright I'm awake okay" Wonwoo said,sitting up.
 
Mingyu took his time to get lost on Wonwoo's beauty and he lean his chin with his palm totally admiring the sight in front of him. Wonwoo turned his head only to catch that Mingyu was staring holes into him. He gave Mingyu a weird look.
 
"Why are you looking at me like that?" But it seemed like Mingyu was absolutely lost that he turned deaf. 
 
"Mingyu"
"....."
"Mingyu!"
"...."
"Kim mingyu!!"
"Kim Wonwoo"
 
Wonwoo blushed to hear his name like that. It reminded him that he was married with kim Mingyu. The gorgeous boy that every ladies wanted but instead Mingyu chose him. Mingyu could've had all the beautiful people in this world but still,Mingyu chose Jeon- No Kim Mingyu.
 
"Why are you-" Wonwoo was halted with a soft lips pressed into his and he was soon lost in the deep kiss. It didn't take long for it to be more passionate. The tongue soon joined the game. They weren't fighting for dominance but instead,they embrace one another. 
 
Mingyu's hand flew to Wonwoo's neck and pulled Wonwoo as close as possible and Wonwoo embraced Mingyu's neck and deepen the kiss. The atmosphere started to get hotter and Wonwoo's body started to move without his command. He moved himself to Mingyu's lap and his hand started to mess with Mingyu's hair.
 
Mingyu slipped his hand inside Wonwoo's shirt and traced his Wonwoo's back. Wonwoo's skin was so soft and that was really a turn on for Mingyu. Mingyu bucked his hip to meet Wonwoo's crotch and Woneoo let out a soft whine between the kiss. 
 
The need of air forcing them to be apart and when they separated,Wonwoo was breathless and leaned their forehead together .Wonwoo realised that Mingyu was as the same as him.
 
Mingyu started to tilt his head to meet Wonwoo's lips and the passionate kiss was starting again but this time Mingyu pushed Wonwoo to the mattress. Mingyu's hand were starting to get naughty, it reached to Wonwoo's pants and-
 
"APPPAAAA"
 
He was interrupted. Wonwoo immediately pushed Mingyu aside and reached to their door. Not forgetting to swipe the corner of his mouth that was drenched with saliva.
 
Yuck.
 
"Good morning Chan" Wonwoo said as he carried Chan and settled him on his hips. 
 
"Someone is excited" Wonwoo said teasingly and Chan only replied with a giggle. 
 
Wonwoo put Chan on the bed before sitting himself on the other side of the bed. "Daddy! We are going to the beach right?" Chan asked while bouncing on the bed,showing that he was more than excited. 
 
But unfortunately the kid bounced a little bit to hard that he bounced back up and his head hit Mingyu's crotch.
 
Hard
 
"Holy Sh-" thank God that Mingyu had enough self control to not curse in front of their innocent and angel-like child.
 
Wonwoo laughed so hard that he almost fell from the bed. But Chan being the naive kid he was,he thought that what he did was funny(which was true for Wonwoo) decided to do it again.
 
But with different way this time. He fisted his palm and hit his father's most precious treasure. 
 
"Fu- Chan! Why did you do that?!" Mingyu yelled. "But daddy thinks it's funny" Mingyu looked at Chan with an unexplainable expression. "What?! Try to do the same thing with daddy" Wonwoo immediately shut his mouth and glared at Mingyu "what you think you're doing?" He hissed "believe your appa son,appa will totally laugh too if you do the same with daddy" 
 
"Noooo" with that Wonwoo threw Mingyu's phone to his (maybe already swollen by now) crotch and ran.
 
A high pitched scream could be heard and snickered of laughs followed after that.
 
"OH MY GOD both of you should respect my crotch! Chan you wouldn't be here if I don't have this thing and Wonwoo you- you're really ungrateful! Remember what my crotch had done to you BOTH OF YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL TO MY CROTCH"
 
 
Let's say that their neighbors deciding to move out after this.

Thank you for reading this OTL sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes huehuehue. Comment are welcomed and critics are welcomed too
 

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meanieeeee #1
Chapter 1: This is so cute wtf haha
adrabblemaker
#2
Chapter 1: Why is no one wants to make Chan as a man, not a little kid. Despite the plot is quiet common, I enjoy reading this.
fluffyburger #3
Chapter 1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOVE THIS OMG :333 this is cute and fun :3333 little Chan is soo cute~
fudanshhi
#4
Chapter 1: Omg, so it's appa and daddy?
ㅋㅋㅋ so cute, funny and hot too.
Good job authornim.
Please keep write meanie story!^^
maaldreva
#5
Chapter 1: hahahahahah the precious scrotch has been damaged! and I wont bother moving out if my neighbors are that cute kkk
JenniferJoey
#6
Chapter 1: If I'm their neighbors , I'd stay there and visit them often. Like y not, Two hot boys are married and they talked about how precious Mingyu's crotch is. With their child.




I'd stalk them everywhere they go and kidnap their child. :)

// I swear I'm normal omg ignore me D; //
spagyehetti
#7
fetus dino makes me so happy ♡
stanwendy
#8
Chapter 1: THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST CAN'T XDDDDD
stargirl_1990 #9
Chapter 1: LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD AHAHAHAHA OMG THIS FAMILY IS SO ADORABLE I KENNOT ;; THIS IS SO HILARIOUS I CAAAAAN'T AHAHAHA