My name is Kim Jaejoong. God of the East according to the Theains wherein I am being paired up with Goddess of the East, Sandara Park. Funny right? I've  never met her , even once. Yeah I remember it was during MAMA 2009. But I was too distracted that time and she was the last person I cared about that night. No offense, but she doesn't  fit my taste. I even searched/googled/secretly following her Instagram, Twitter ,Weibo,  and even played her Line Play to see why people like her. 

Not even once we have that any kind of interaction so I'm confused at the same time annoyed at how Jaedara OTP started. I also lost counted of how many FANBOYS she have right now. And some of those remained FRIENDZONED..hahaha!!!!

But something happened as of last night, me and the boys aka Butthead and Chunface made a bet about Sandara Park. It was so damn easy.

1st ...To get close with her members and YG family

2nd... Shoo Away all her fanboys 

3rd...Ask Thunder's approval to date her sister

4th....Fake Confession about my undying love with her

If she said yes, I win the bet and claim my prizes

If not, those two will punish me and God help me cause I'm so scared right now

But Nah, me loosing? Maybe not

I am Kim Jaejoong

and

I 

am 

Legend..