Author's Note: uh oh, i was halfway through writing this when i realised i wrote something different from the prompt. i don’t know why but i kept thinking ‘pick-up lines’ so i'll leave the prompt there to show what inspired this. i can only hope the anon doesn't mind how i changed it and that it’ll still be an enjoyable read for everyone. it got a little out of hand so happy reading all 2397 words! spoiler alert: credits to this fic belongs here. ^^