Everyone has the right to be stupid- but you're abusing the privilege.

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Donghae fixes his blonde wig after applying the finishing touches to his makeup. He glances at the female version of himself in his pocket mirror and gives a flirtatious flip of his hair. Okay, now he can probably understand why a horde of agents all tried to scout him on his way here. If Donghae'd known he had potential to be this pretty, he would've cross-dressed earlier and have Hyukjae fall head over heels in love with him. Maybe then, that silly bestfriend of his would finally stop being so obssesed with losing his ity. 

Donghae closes his pocket mirror, arranges his outfit for one final time, before taking in a deep breath. He steps forward and rings the buzzer of the grand looking mansion. When the heavy wooden doors creaks open from inside, Donghae puts on a bright smile and says, "Hi, I'm the extra help and I believe I'm expected today."


Hyukjae literally buzzed with excitement when Kyuhyun brought up the idea of a gaming marathon sleepover. He was still a child at heart, and the thought of killing zombies and bombing airplanes down for the entire day just made his blood rush with adrenaline. The only problem was, his one and only bestfriend wasn't that fond of the idea and Hyukjae felt guilty for ditching Donghae at home. Perhaps he could bring Donghae to the aquarium on Sunday and make it up to him. Yes, Donghae would definitely love that. Nodding to himself, Hyukjae grins and skips down the pavement to Kyuhyun's mansion.


"Fire in the hole!" Hyukjae yells at Kyuhyun to dodge when he sees the enemy throw a grenade at them. He sees Kyuhyun's character jump to safety and was about to navigate his own behind the barrier when a mass of frilly lace blocks his view.

Hyukjae stares in disbelief at his side of the screen flashing the big words 'Game Over' and he feels like tearing his hair out.

"Aw, hyung, you !" Kyuhyun whines, shooting him an exasperated look. Not long later, Kyuhyun's character also suffers a premature death. "I'm not going to team up with you anymore!" the younger yells with a wave of his fist.

Hyukjae pouts. "Hey, it's not my fault! She blocked my view!" he points an accusing finger to the same mass of frilly lace earlier, and that mass shook visibly.

Kyuhyun follows Hyukjae's finger and frowns. Since when did they get a blonde housemaid? He motions for her to come over.

She saunters over and bows to Kyuhyun and Hyukjae daintily. "Y