Friendzone should be a relationship status on facebook

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"When will my fb status change from 'single' to 'in a relationship'?" Hyukjae complains moodily, resting his chin on his hand, as he scrolls through his facebook profile.

"Probably when friendzone becomes a relationship status on fb, " Donghae mutters under his breath.

Hyukjae tilts his head puzzledly. "Did you say something?'

"No." Donghae shoots him a brief glare and resumes tugging the fur out of his stuffed bear. 

"Ooh! Look at this girl!" Hyukjae smacks Donghae excitedly and points to the laptop screen. "She's totally my type!"

"You've been saying the same for every girl you saw in the past hour, " Donghae replies grouchily. A tuff of fur came off his teddy bear.

"No, this one's different!" Hyukjae protests. His eyes follows the line of cleavage and his mouth drops open. "Wow."

Donghae tore another handful of fur. "When are you going to return me my laptop?"

Hyukjae ignores Donghae, pressing his nose closer to the screen. "Ooh, and look at her friend, she's really hot too!"

"You know, " Donghae starts, looking around for a new victim now that his teddy bear was pretty much furless. "I can't really see what's the big deal."

Hyukjae gasps, and twists around to look at his best friend. "Are you feeling unwell, Hae?" he asks worriedly, fumbling to feel Donghae's forehead.

"No." Donghae coughs as he accidentally ate some fur. He dodges the hand. "I meant I can't see literally," he says, jerking a thumb towards the front.

Hyukjae blinks. "Oh." He wiggles h