I scratched at the itch on the side of my neck. That incessant itch-the one I always get when I'm having the heebie-jeebies. And knows it. This is NOT COOL. At all. Why can't I just be one of those suave, unfazed types?

Damn it.

But, isn't that just the normal reaction if your hot-as- neighbour has got you pressed against the bathroom door, breath hot on your lips, with her body flush against yours? I must be the luckiest in the world right now!

What am I supposed to do anyway? Where do I place my hands? Can I fidget? Which part of my body should I fidget? Would it spoil the moment?

Wait-

Shouldn't I be running away? But damn, does she smell good!

Hang on...stop that! Geez...

What's her name anyway? The nerve of this ... Okay well it's not everyday that I get pounced on by an incredibly hot girl with shapely thighs that I've only been drooling over every time she's out by her pool.

It's just that I have an equally incredibly hot(-tempered) girlfriend. In the same premises. In this very club. She could be anywhere in this club. On the dancefloor, perhaps? Or by the bar? I don't know...I hear a running tap. Is that her?

Oh Lord, I hope not.

Can I just have a taste? I mean, it's fine as long as nobody finds out, right? Sica doesn't even wanna talk to me right now so this would be a perfectly good way to spend my Friday night, wouldn't it? There's nothing better to-

-IS THAT HER HAND GOING UP MY SIDE OH MY GOD STOP NO I MEAN DON'T STOP WAIT I DON'T EVEN-

Is this bad?! But it feels so good, can I just have a little bit more, before I go find Sicachu and tell her I'm sorry that I didn't pay any attention to her while trying to catch a shiny Nidoran?

Perhaps I should just stick with this Jynx tonight.