SHINee's DORM :] *MORNING*

 

Key's POV

uh... what will i write about? :| im soo stressed.. it's because of that Dino >:| he didn't even bother to taste the dinner... what's so good about that Se Kyung anyway? well yeah she's cute.. and thin.. all she has that i dont have are those...-

"UMMMAA~"  My Beautful son said.. sometimes i dont treat him as a son.. more like a daughter. kkk :] 

"Hmm? What is it my baby?"i don't get him.. he's so cute :] looks alot like a girl

"Ummaa~, I have an idea for your song~ :]"

"Aigoo~ your so cute!, What is it my baby?" i said pinching he's cheeks

"mpffhh.. Umma~ it's embarassing.. Minho-hyung can see.. >///<"

ahahah he's so lucky :] he has already a boyfriend :] WAIT.. a BOYFRIEND.. aughh :| my daughter is being an adult already.. pains me.. T_T

"So anyway umma~ :] i think your song is Supossed to be about *whispers* Shin se kyung noona *whispers*

"WHAT?! why about her...?" i said gaping at my daughter. kkkk.. :]

"oh you know umma~ :] its about appa~ :] right? that's why your always changing the subject when it comes to her?"

"I Agree With Taemin,  Key-Umma." My son-in-law said (LOL SON IN LAW)

"So what it will be about?"

"I don't know.. I'll Lock myself in my room DONT YOU DARE GO IN"

*hours and hours of key locking himself in the room* NO ONE's POV

"*yawwnnss* eh? where's key? i haven't seen him for the last 5 hours"

"i don't know.. check in our room"

"probably not.. hyung~ remember? umma said~ that no one should go in until he finish his song"

"oh yeah.."

"taemin can i ask you something?"

"Hmm, What is it hyung?"

"you keep calling key "Umma", would you mind telling me who's your appa?"

 

Taemin's POV

i better not tell hyung he's the appa~ , cause umma is soo going to kill me.... i have an idea.. KKKK...:]

"Do-"

"DO who?" geez.. he's ipatient is he?.. its so obvious that he likes umma :]

"Dongwoon Appa~,"

"Dongwoon and KEY?!"

"yah, hyung your so noisy"
 

*RIIINGG* *RIIIINGG*

"Speaking of The Devil"

"UMMAA~ Phone call for you~!!!"

*opens door*

"WHO?! i am so gonna kill this per-"

"Its AP-PA" minho said ephasizing the word "appa"

"*sighs* give it to me... "

 

Key's POV

Really this guys.. what are they thinking calling dongwoon appa?! i'll just play with it..

"YOBSEYO?"

"neh, Yoboseyo~"

"Yeobo"

"Ahh~ yahh waaeeyoo? i'm writing a song for the event coming up.. :]"

"put it on speakers imma try something.."

"Okay"

"Neehh~ Taeminnie-ah~ Gwenchana~? its appa~ :] How are you and minho Doing?"

"we're okay appa~ :] you know, Umma locked himself in our room for 5 straight hours"

"oh, Hi... appa~ :]"

"yah choi minho~ Dont  get shy okay? im your appa :] Kekekeke.. And what? is he okay?, Yeoobooo~ waaeeyoo? did you eat already? you want me to go there to help you?"

"ahh yaahh yeobo im okay.." Really these guys are so good in acting :]]

"*Cuckles* neh, Dongwoon-ah Taemin already have a boyfriend.. make another baby with Key :]] hahaha.." Onew hyung too?

"MWO?!, aish..."

"We'll Try hyung.. but Yeobo's busy with his song.. and me too.. :] waeyo? MINHO-ah~ take care of our Daughter"

"SAY NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"appa~ don't call me daughter~"

"ahahaha :]] aigooo your so cute, oh and that was yoseob :]]. Oh i gotta go we need to practice bye guys! Bye Yeobo~ SARANGHAEYO"

Jonghyun's POV

what the hell?, im more an appa than that dongwoon :P, and key.. he wouldn't reply right? it would soo hurt me... T_T.. well i have a girlfriend.. i dont even love her... they just decided to make us... geez... I really love KEY T_T :|

 

Key's POV

It looks like Taemin's plans got well :] oh yeah i forgot to reply to dongwoon..

"I LOVE YOU TOO, Honey~" i said in english

"since when did you learn to speak so well? :] haha bye bye take care~ all of you also~ And JONGHYUN Congrats though its late.. for you and Se kyung being together"

"uh.. umm yeahh thanks.. bye"

"BACK TO WORK :] ♥"

"good luck umma~ :]"

 

After a few days... *event Day* *Key's turn to sing*

Key's Pov still

aigoo~ im so nervous...  "OKAY NEXT.. our very own ALMIGHTY KEY!"  i heard the MC's voice..

*CLAPS*

"UMMA!!!! GOODD LUCKK!"

"aigoo.. our taemin cheering his Mom :]]"

I smiled.. looking for two people..

PERFECT..  she's in the front with MY JONGHYUN and Taemin's original.. Appa..

"okay.. KEY~ so what's this song about?"

"uhm its about.. a person that i really don like being with.. just listen to it :] and you'll understand :] It's Called BETTER THAN REVENGE, I hope you guys wont banned it :] and tonight also i'll reveal the one who i love the most.."

"okay~ EVERYBODY~ KIM KiBUM"

............................................................................................................

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did

i Looked at that pabo dino..

Ha, Time for a little revenge

The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And, I had it all; I had him right there where I wanted him

 

*FLASHBACK* *at an event at the beach :]*

"KEEYY~ why are you so fast at running? stoopp i'm tired already"

"i don't know ask my ancestors, of course its summer :P paboo~"

"KEY! niga nun chuwa~ your so Beautiful~ Beautiful My Key oh~ ohoh KEY~"

You started dancing beast's songs just for me..

"hahaha Yah~ jjongie~ don't leave me okay?"

"I won't :] "

*END OF FLASKBACK*

 

She came along, got him along, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say sabotage
I never saw it coming, nor did I suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from

 

*FLASHBACK*

"anneyong~ :] Im Shin Se Kyung you are?"

"i'm jonghyun~ from shinee?"

"ahh~ Oppa~ im a fan"

WTF?! she was just asking for his name and she'll say that she's a fan already?!

"Jjongie~ :] go with me :] let's eat the sweets there"

*se kyung fakes fall and acts as if she had a cramp*

"oww... my ankle.. Jonghyun.. would you help me?"

"Eh?! ah yeah.. Key.. Maybe later? i gotta treat her ankle"

WTH?! "jjongie~ doesn't she have a-"

"oww... owww!!! it hurts!.. i think i can't call my bodyguard.."

"im sorry key.. i'll be back you can go on your own right?"

"augh.. :| okay.. sure :I" :P :| ..

*END OF FLASHBACK*

 

She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, Whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, Whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, Ha

I glared at her.. at se kyung.. and almost all eyes are on me and se kyung

*FLASHBACK*

"oh come on! SHE'S an actress!! Can't you see that she's just faking all of it! and she's not even a anymore stupid JONGHYUN!"

"WTH?! KEY! don't you dare speak of her like that!, YOUR just JEALOUS because she's a girl and your not YOU FAGG!"

"*tears rolling down my cheek*... Wha- HOW COULD YOU?!... I.. FORGET ABOUT IT STUPID!"

*END OF FLASHBACK*

 

She lives her life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling

 

*Flashback*

"augh.. really key.. whatever you do.. whatever style you put on its U-G-L-Y and you look like a fagg :P"

*End of flashback*

 

And, she thinks I'm psycho
Cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but
Sophistication isn't what you wear, or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh they didn't teach you that in prep school
So it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity

 

*FLASHBACK*

"augh come on.. people! your so slow! i'll be back and when i'm back make sure that this will be settled if not i'am so gonna report on you guys! AISH >:|"

"What the hell?! just because she's jonghyun's girlfriend she'll act like that. :|, Key are you okay?"

"I' am :]"

"Umma~ look at her dress its so ugly she looks like an old woman >:3 kkkk.."

"I know my baby :] she dosen't even have a dignity left on her soul >:]"

*END OF FLASHBACK*
 

 

She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, Whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, Whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, Ha ha

I Glared at her again this time Going slower to her and i placed my palm on the table and looked straight at her and sung..

I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
Whoa

 

I evily smirked at her >:3  and looked at jonghyun.

She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, Whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, Whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge,

JJong Smiled at me.. and then i looked back at her again..

And do you still feel like you know what you're doing,
Cause I don't think you do, Oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
Let's hear the applause

"EVERBODY CLAP~ FOR HER >:]"

C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you can say sabotage

And then I Grinned and Kissed JJong on The lips and told him

"DON'T ever leave me ARASO?, SARANGHAEYO :* ♥"

*everybody clapped and shouted JONGKEY JONGKEY!*

The was stunned by my song. HA :P

"ARASO Yeobo :* :] ♥ Let's go.. "

We walked out and the last thing i heard was Onew, Minho, Beast & my daughter saying:

"WAY TO GO UMMA~! I LOVE YOU UMMA AND APPA~"

"BE BACK BEFORE MDNIGHT ARASO?!"

"UMMA~ i'll have taemin for the night!"

"GOOD LUCK GUYS! JONGKEY FTW!"

 

{A/N} so this was my first One shot :] I hope you liked it~ Bye guys~ i need to eat~ COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE! :]

LOVE Y'all Lots <3

       -MANA :3

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