JJCC, the new rookie group mentored by Jackie Chan, are standing on the stage. Today is their debut stage, and the fans watching are b with excitement and nerves.

But then something goes wrong. Each member starts to shake, their faces twitching, almost seeming to glitch. Eventually one drops to his knees, facing the ground. He screams, and when he looks up, he is Jackie Chan.

The process repeats for each member, each one revealing themselves to be a perfect replica of the 59 year old Chinese man. The fans begin to scream and cover their faces, but when they take their hands away again, they are Jackie Chan too.

And you, watching this whole spectacle unfold on your computer screen, are in complete shock. You touch the features on your face- they all seem the same. You think you probably just found some weird parody video someone made, and decide to go to sleep.

In the middle of the night, you feel a searing pain in your eyes. You somehow manage to stumble into the bathroom, and splash cold water into your eyes. You can finally open them, and you look into the mirror.

Jackie Chan stares back.