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Kyung: GUYS GUYSSSSS OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN OUR JAEJAE'S DRAWER

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P.O: HYUNG STOP SQUEALING AND SPAZZING OR WHATEVER I CAN HEAR YOU FROM OVER HERE :O

Zico: My ear drums...

Taeil: Even my fishies are frightened! Infact one of them is so scared that it's floating upside down and not responding to me anymore D:

Ukwon: O.O omg

Bbomb: Taeil hyung... I think it's dead.

Taeil: /le gasp/ IT'S DEADDD?!

Taeil: ASDFGHJKL

Taeil: babyyyyyy ;_;

Taeil: My precious little oo ;A;

Kyung: ._.

Kyung: anyway where is Jaehyo hyung? :D

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Jaehyo: Hey guys have any of you seen a white and round container? I can't seem to find my-

Kyung: BB CREAM? ;D

Block B: Oh so that's what it is

Jaehyo: PARK KYUNGGGGGG GIVE IT BACK

Jaehyo: MY BABYYYYYYY ;A;

P.O: Since when do you use BB cream

Bbomb: Since when do you become so girly

Ukwon: ^true dat

Jaehyo: O M G /le dramatically flips hair/

Jaehyo: HOW CAN YOU CALL IT GIRLY. ONCE I USE MY '3 LAB PERFECT SKIN' BB CREAM I FEEL LIKE A...LIKE A MAN!!

Zico: ...I can totally see that

Jaehyo: I'm serious!

Jaehyo: /clears throat and le inserts dramatic voice/ BB cream is a splendid work of art, Man's greatest achievement!

DA WORLD CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS MAGNIFICENT MARVELLOUS STUNNINGLY- BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF PERFECTION!!!!!!! ;~~;

Block B:

Cho PD:

BBC:

BNSent:

KPOP:

The World:

Jaehyo: WHAT ;A;

Kyung: that's sooooo not hephap baby

P.O: Hyung...I think you should calm down! ><

Zico: calm yo bro its only bb cream

Ukwon: bb cream is just the useless substance that you wipe all over and face and make you look like some drag queen :x

P.O:

Taeil:

Bbomb:

Zico:

Kyung:

Jaehyo:

Ukwon: what? :D For guys to use bb cream, it's kinda makes them a drag queen right? With so much foundation and such

Taeil: O.o So... Are you trying to imply that EXO's Kris or Krease-

Bbomb: it's Kris

P.O: no it's Krease, Chanyeol told me! :O

Bbomb: KRIS

P.O: NO ITS KREASE CHANYEOLLIE WILL NEVER LIE TO ME!!!!

[somewhere far far away in China and somewhere not that far but still very far in Seoul, Kris and Chanyeol sneezed. "Wonder who missed me," they mumbled (one grumpily and one creepily) as they went back to what they were doing before.]

Taeil: ANYWAY

Taeil: Kris or Krease also uses bb cream, so does that actually makes him a drag queen too?

Jaehyo: Ahaha...

Kyung: Hey guys! I just realise something :O Why is there Kris/Krease's name on that container of bb cream?

Block B: ʘ_ʘ

Block B: o_o

Block B: =_=

Jaehyo: Ahaha well...actually...about that bb cream...

Back in China...

"Uh, guys! Have anyone seen my bb cream? The new ones that I specially bought when we were in Korea. I had asked the saleswoman to specially write my name on those." Kris called out smoothly but with a tinge of worry in his tone. His worry increased as he dug through his hand-carry bag once again and yet again found no bb cream.

"Looks like I'm not the only forgetful one." Lay commented dryly with a smug smile as he unpacked some of his things from his neon yellow luggage.

Kris gave him one of his infamous betch-glares and groaned. "我的妈呀(oh my mother), those were awfully expensive...they even worth more than Tao's monthly allowance for Gucci!! 我的天啊(oh my gawd)"

Luhan looked up from his whatsapp chat with Sehun and raised an eyebrow. "They were that expensive?"

Xiumin yawned and back-hugged the sleepy Chen beside him, who had his face planted into one of the couch cushions. "Well Duizhang did mention those few containers of bb cream had costed more than Tao's monthly Gucci expenditure, so they sure must be worth quite much."

Tao grimaced and gave one his innocent (yet cunning) little looks. "Hey what, I'm innocent! And puh-lease, I was only given $3000 only each month just to buy my Gucci collections!"

"$3000 ONLY?!" EXO M (except Taoris) le gasped.

Tao looked a little startled and scratched the back of head. "Ehehe...what...don't judge ok one Gucci bag already costs like $1500USD 我的天啊(oh my gawd) this meant that I only can buy two bags in one month omg oh the horrorrrrrr what is life what is air" he dramatically clutched his heart as he gasped.

"Wait a minute... $3000? I thought I only allowed $2000 each month." Kris mumbled as his frown grew deeper until it could mirror Angry Bird's.

Tao's eyes widened a little as he gave a sheepish grin. "Oh right...about that...ahaha..."

Kris glared daggers at the maknae. "You didnt."

Tao gave a little smile as he started looking anywhere, everywhere except at Kris.

"我的妈呀！天啊！我的钱！(oh my mother. oh gawd, my money) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ALSOSLALELSLSLALADASDJFKDKASSHDJKDLSLSLSLS"

The rest of EXO M watched as the Angry Bird thrashed about the living room and catapulted straight into the suspiciously convenient green little pigs flipped tables.

All of a sudden, the Angry Bird then stopped his betching and pondered. "Wait a minute...Tao, were you the one who took away my bb cream?"

"Huh?"

Kris hissed under his breath as he came into conclusions. "Did you take my bb cream and sold it away just to buy your damn Gucci?!!"

Tao looked genuinely confused right now. "Eh???"

The Angry Bird exploded. just like it did in the game "You did, didn't you! OMG YOU SON OF A ASSDKLELSDLLDLSLELELELEMOTHERFATHERSOSKWLSLDLDLELSLSLSLSLELEWLSHKDJKEJKKSSS"

Meanwhile back in S.Korea...

Jaehyo: I DIDN'T STEAL IT I SWEAR THE BOX OF BB CREAM MAGICALLY APPEARED IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND CALLED FOR ME TO TAKE IT AND BEING A GOOD CITIZEN AND ALL I JUST-

Block B:

Jaehyo: GUYS U GOTTA BELIEVE ME

Block B:

Jaehyo: ;A;

Ukwon: That's definitely not hephap baby

A/N: OMG GUYS THIS IS TOO MUCH ;A; 31 SUBBIES N 7 COMMENTERS?! OMGGGGGG I LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY VERY MUCH OMG I CANT <3 /HUGS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, INCLUDING DEAR SILENT READERS <3 After I post this, imma stalk all you beautiful subbies and commenters gaiz you r all too kyute asdfghjkl <3 Anyway, sorry for the slow update D: I've got Christmas to celebrate <3

MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU <3