Guys, don't even bother if you hate fail and stupid stories... XD

There is a rock.

His name is Baekhyun.

He is a K-ROCKstar…. And yes, Authour-nim  fails with jokes.

Baekhyun is in a K-ROCK group called EXO.

Because they claim to be meteorites flung from outerspace.

There is a girl.

She is a human.

She likes rocks and geology.

Baekhyun was rolling with Kai the rock in the playground.

Kai was trying to show Baekhyun his KAIWURA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3FZ1w3u8Ys)

She passed by the playground looking for rocks.

She saw Kai and reached down.

She tripped over Baekhyun and bled to death.

And then Kai said to Baekhyun, “I like your red shirt.”

And then she became a ghost and hanted Baekhyun.

She turned into a stalker and watched him sleep.

The she-rocks were jealous.

They wanted to do that too.

A random kid turned up and put Baekhyun the rock inside his pocket.

Along with ‘her’ as well.

The kid found Baekhyun the rock very suitable for something.

He took Baekhyun out and tossed him and her into the river horizontally.

They bonced at the waters’ surface until they sunk down to the river bed.

The she (ghost) can’t swim.

She doesn’t like the water.

So she let go.

Baekhyun saw someone very familiar down there.

He called out, “Suho-hyung! That’s where you are! You look older too.”

Plants grew on Suho le Rock and made him look like he has a moustache.

“Shaddup, Bacon.” Suho said.

The ghost of the girl rose up to the surface and saw Kai the rock.

He saw her…

And using his Kawura blast, he shouted…

“Kame Hame…HA!!” and Kai blasted her into Cloud Nine.

And everyone lived happily, ever after. The End.

Yeah... I can imagine you faces to be all.. -_- or =_=* or D_O