It’s a fact to ALL Super Junior members that Kibum is the best English speaker in the group. Sometimes, the first thing the actor hears from his group members on the days he got his free day (the day he would like to call, hang-out-with-my-members days) other than ‘Welcome home’ and ‘we miss you’ was,

“Kibum-ah! Help me translate this movie!”

Or.

“Kibum-ah! Help me translate this book!”

And the list goes on.

So, it was a surprise to the actor when Hyukjae suddenly popped out in front of him with bright eyes and gummy smile and said, “Kibum-ah! Help me translating a song!”

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“Hyung…. What are you doing?”

“Shh! Just stay still and watch this, will you?” Hyukjae said and Kibum scooted to the side a bit to give the dancer some space to sit on this cramped bed. Hyukjae then placed his laptop on his lap before glancing at the actor and turned the laptop so that Kibum couldn’t see it.

Kibum could only raised his brows as Hyukjae typed in his password, he’s probably going to change it again after this.

“Okay, done!” Hyukjae exclaimed brightly and turned back the laptop to face the two of them. Kibum stared boringly at the image of Chaerin grinning that was set as the dancer’s laptop’s background picture.

Before was the picture of her sleeping which this stalker took secretly, if I’m not mistaken, Kibum thought silently as Hyukjae opened a folder filled with 2NE1’s performance.

“Here it is,” Hyukjae said as he clicked opened a video.

“It’s Chaerin’s solo stage during NOLZA 2011,” Hyukjae said, as if reading Kibum’s mind.

The actor looked at the dancer, “But you went to their concert, right?” He remembered that day, how Hyukjae had begged the leader to give him a chance to watch 2NE1’s concert. Of course the leader didn’t allowed him and Hyukjae had been doing chores for two weeks to win the members’ hearts to help him persuade the leader.

And in the end, Leeteuk allowed him to go. Besides, Hyukjae had already bought the ticket.

Without knowing that Chaerin had gave the leader free tickets for three people.

Of course after the concert Hyukjae had thrown a childish tantrum when he found out why Leeteuk, Ryeowook and Sungmin were at the concert.

“So, what’s with it?” Kibum asked as he watched Chaerin started singing, oh wow, her voice is great.

“Oh… Well… I don’t understand what she was singing about. All I know she said ‘Barbie’ and ‘y’,” Hyukjae confessed, eyes never leaving the girl in the video.

e, “Well… She was singing something about hating her ex-boyfriend having a new chick and that looked like a Barbie doll.”

“Really? That’s all?” Hyukjae asked and Kibum took quite a while to reply because his eyes were fixated on the girl in the video. After a nudge from Hyukjae, he blinked and answered.

“Uhm… She also said something running into her ex’s friends and they’re bunch of idiots because they’re tripping because she’s dancing in a club.”

“Oh…. Then? What does this part says?” Hyukjae played the part he meant.

“If I translate it directly, it says something along ‘Screw that new girl that you like so bad, she’s not crazy like me I bet you like that. I said screw that new girl that’s been in your bed and when you’re in her I…. Know… I’m…in…your head…’” Kibum blushed at the last part, and he noticed so did Hyukjae. The song continued to play and Kibum translated the next part, “She sings something about she’s the best so that man could do better—” Kibum was cut off when Hyukjae suddenly paused the video, “Hyung, what’s wrong?”

Hyukjae’s eyes were teary, “But I never cheated on her….”

Good God…. This man is so dense! “Hyung, she’s not directing this song to you. It’s just a performance.”

“But…”

“Hyung…. She loves you, okay?” Kibum said in assurance as he patted the older male’s shoulder comfortingly, “Come on, play that video. You wanted me to translate the song, right?”

Hyukjae sniffed and nodded before grinning and played the video.

“Wow… That beat is sick!”

“I know, right? My baby is so awesome!” Kibum smiled softly at his hyung’s childish antics, foolish lover boy.

After a few minutes, Kibum asked the dancer, “Hyung… Is Chaerin legal yet?”

“Hmm? Of course. Why?”

“Uhmmm….” The actor hesitated and Hyukjae paused the video upon sensing the younger one’s hesitation. “What’s wrong?”

“I… Uh… I don’t know if I should say this but…. Uh… She just said b-b—”

“B-B—??” Hyukjae parroted and Kibum sighed, “B……”

“Huh?”

“She just said ‘’.”

Hyukjae blinked, “I swear! That part was, ‘What you did it now? CL is the business. Eating off your plate and let you es do the dishes’.” Kibum bit his lips, afraid of the reaction he would get. I mean, he must hate girls who cursed right?

To his surprise, Hyukjae’s eyes were bright, “Oh…. Oh… Ohh!! That’s why!”

“Huh?”

“That’s why Leeteuk hyung, Wookie and Sungmin were gaping at that part! And… And Heechul hyung said he wanted Chaerin to be his sidekick and partner-in-crime! And why the other members won’t stop saying she’s the coolest girl on Earth!”

“….W….hat?”

“Oh my gosh! She is the coolest girl ever!” Hyukjae exclaimed happily as he grabbed the collar of Kibum’s shirt and shook the actor back and forth, “See, Bummie? My baby is the baddest female ever!” He then played the video and Kibum could only stare unbelievably at his insanely in love hyung.

“Now cheer for the real leader, DISMISS!!”

Okay…. She is cool.

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“Hey, hyung.”

“What is it, Bummie-ah?”

“Here.”

“What’s that—Oh my gosh!! Is that her teaser picture for 2NE1’s comeback!!??”

“Yep.”

“OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! She’s so freaking hot! My baby is sooooo fine!!”

“Uh… Hyukjae hyung?”

“Yeahhhh?”

“I think you should tone down your… Uhm… ‘Fangirling’… It’s…Creeping me out.”

“Oh Bummie~”

Kibum sighed as he watched Hyukjae skipped happily to his room. The actor was just doing it for fun, showing Chaerin’s teaser photo (which he himself and other members found incredibly hot) to the monkey dancer, just to know what kind of reaction he would get. The other members had warned him that Hyukjae is crazily in love with 2NE1’s leader but Kibum thought that maybe Hyukjae would only blushed and laughed shyly when he show that picture. Because seriously, this is Lee Hyukjae, the shyest, crybaby member of Super Junior.

Kibum massaged his temple, his biggest nightmare is happening right now.

Lee Hyukjae is turning into Lee Donghae, the cheesiest, biggest romantic-dork in Super Junior.

“I told you already,” Kyuhyun said, patting his back.

Sigh…. Looks like he had been away from the group too long.

A/N: heyy ya’ll! Another eunchae for you!

Guh I just can’t stop listening to cl’s version of nicki minaj’s song! So freaking awesome!!!! And 2ne1’s comeback!! Oh my gosh!! I just couldn’t stop spazzing about it! They’re so beautiful!! Just plain awesome! I LOVE YOUUU~

Okay…. Comment and subscribes~

P/S: sorry of it’s short :) I planned that way. A sorta… Long drabble?