'Oh. Oh wow! Oh wow this is amazing holy hell! Damn, Jimin told me I couldn’t do it that old dog! Ha! I’m ing amazing.’

Jungkook’s eyes widened comically, his body froze for a moment his eyes looking left and right. 'Okay, I'm pretty sure this ain't normal.'

'H-Hello?' 

Then he screamed.

“! Okay, what the ? Who the hell are you and what the ing hell are you doing in my ing head?!”

He groaned and chuckled at his own insanity. This is definitely a symptom of a mental break down, Jungkook is a hundred percent sure.  He must be really losing his marbles, now he’s talking to himself. Good God Jeon! How low have you fallen!

‘Now what? ing hell, Yoongi-hyung is right I shouldn’t have played too much last week. I must be going sick in the head, I’m ing hearing voices already.’

‘Hi! I’m Taehyung!’

Jungkook eyes widened again and he froze. Again. Then he heard a small giggle inside his head.

‘Holy . I’m really ing hearing voices.’

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Meet Jeon-I’m-Too-Good-For-You-Alphago-Jeongguk, also known as Jungkook and Kookie for his