you're pobably going to skip this because you think it's another lame old ad but really - stop right there. i need friends that i can jokingly be mean to but at the same time gas tf up if necessary. what's better than a good 'ol gc with a bunch of crazy and cool nincompoops? if you think i'm a beer-bellied, 80-year old geezer luring you in, you're probably not wrong. jk. but here are some things about me:

+ i have this sardonic humor - i like being mean to people and it is, in a way, my method of showing my affection ( A TSUNDERE !!!! )

+ i LOVE memes but i need y'all meme-ers to send me some daily dose of laughs and joke around with

+ i'm really affectionate and a protective kind of friend like if anyone ever hurts tf outta you, they better square up and fight the devil incarnat that is Me

+ if you have me, i'll have you know i can laugh at your jokes (even if they are half-dumb)

+ i'm really in for some deep kinda talks too like we can talk about the origins of the universe at 3 am and cry our hearts out about exes shhdhsfs

P.S. A POTENTIAL LOVER IS, BY NO MEANS, NOT HINDERED THROUGH THIS BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY AS WELL. I GIVE GOOD KISSES AND CUDDLES.

and after forming a gc with y'all ( hopefully some of you will pay heed to my withering soul ), we can rp together and just do bunch of random stuff tgthr ! basically let's just kick and be some great mf friends. if you're up for the game, comment down your kkt id !! ! 

UPDATE: my kkt id is daddytm if you are uncomfortable in commenting so you can add me right away! :~)