--⋆Chapter Twenty-two.

 

“Aigoo, why aren’t you lady-like honey? Tsk tsk. I should teach you how to be one.” She shook her head.

 

“UMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” I choked on the cookies I ate, after I spit out the last one.

 

“Aigoo, I should really teach you how. Your soon-to-be-appa Kris and your appa will be disappointed in me for not teaching my daughter to be a lady.” She shook her head again in disappointment.

 

AIGOO. -____________-

 

I sighed.

 

“’Umma, what did you mean by me having my first kiss already?” I asked. “Because I don’t remember somebody taking it or me kissing anybody.” I tapped my chin.

 

She giggled.

 

“You really don’t remember?” She asked, amused.

 

“Yes. Umma. I don't. I really don't. Daheck, why I'm asking.” I rolled my eyes.

 

“Don’t you roll your eyes at me young lady!” She scolded playfully.

 

“Ahh! I’ll tell you on Kris-appa!” I wiggled my finger.

 

“Hoho, I was just joking honey.” She patted my head, faking a smile.

 

And her reaction when she turned away:

 

 

^UMMA'S WEIRD EXPRESSION, IT'S JUST WEIRD WHEN SHE DOES IT.

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“Sooo, umma~ Who took my first kiss?!!~” I shook her arm, impatiently.

 

“Hmm, he’s the son of my & your appa’s bestfriends~ Your Aunt Yuri & Uncle Donghae!~” She grinned.

 

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“UMMA. WHO FRIGGIN TOOK MY FIRST KISS?!” I growled.

 

“Okay okay! I was trying to make the moment thrilling and suspenseful, tch you killjoy child.” She did the weird expression again.

 

-_____________- AIGOO. -_____________-

 

Is she really my umma? Maybe we’re on freaky Friday, she turned into the daughter and me, the mom. Heck what?!

 

“Ummmaaaa!” I whined.

 

“Arasso!” She said, raising a hand.

 

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“ARG! I forgot! I was about to say it earlier but you just had to interfere, tch.” She crossed her arms. “Your fault!” She pointed an accusing finger at me.

 

I groaned.

 

“Hoho~ I remember!~” She giggled. I instantly brightened up.

 

“His name ends with –soo” She said.

 

“Aigoo.” I sighed.

 

 

Byungsoo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kyungsoo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moonsoo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chansoo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMO! MAYBE. MAYBE IT’S—JUST MAYBE ITS-!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MYUNG-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“AHA! I REMEMBER! It’s HYUNsoo!” She clapped happily.

 

Hearing that made me frown instantly. :/

 

Asdfghjkl, and I even thought it’s Myungsoo.

 

“Aww, why? You were expecting someone else?” Umma teased.

 

“Tch.”

 

“Hoho, that’s alright honey. You know, Hyunsoo was a really handsome kid back then, I bet he turned out to be a gorgeous man.” She grinned. “Hmm, the last time I saw the YulHae couple was when I visited your appa in Japan. We had a get together, of course they didn’t bring their son and daughter since there’s school.”

 

“Oh, so there’s a daughter as well?” I asked.

 

“Yup, I remember her name is Suzy?” Umma said, tapping her chin.

 

“Oh…I’ve never seen Aunt & Uncle ever since I was like 7?” I tilted my head.

 

“Hoho, yes. They’re really busy people.” Umma said, plopping a cookie in .

 

“Unlike Umma.” I muttered.

 

“I heard that.” She sent a glare towards me.

 

“Hoho~” I mimicked umma’s laugh. “You were supposed to.” I stuck my tongue out.

 

“Tch.” She did her infamous weird expression again. “But still, they always send you gifts in your birthdays and Christmas.” She said.

 

“Yeaaah, I love their gifts~ Hoho.” I smiled. “I'm starting to love your laugh Umma, hoho~”

 

She glared at me again. “YAH! I OWN THAT LAUGH! INVENT YOUR OWN!” She yelled.

 

“Hoho, arasso~” I teased.

 

“YAH! MY PRECIOUS LAUGH~” She whined. “It’s not cool anymore!~”

 

OMG.

 

UMMA.

 

 

 

 

SILENCE….

 

 

“Hey~ You want a flashback?” She suggested.

 

“Of course~ It’ll be fun~” I chimed.

 

“Ayooo wassup readers! Yo want a flashback?” Umma asked.

 

 

 

OOPS~ Umma’s breaking the fourth wall~

 

 

“Hoho~ Alrighty then~ Let's make a walk~ IN THE PAST~ CHACHING~ CHING~” She did twinkle twinkle motions with her hands. “People~ Pretend there are magical sparkles in the background and we’re getting into a blackhole that brings us back in time~ CHACHING~ CHING~”

 

OH MY GOD. My Umma is-my daughter needs to drink milk and go to bed now. Goodbye.

 

LOL, LOVING YOUR COMMENTS :"> AND UMMA LOVE YOUR COMMENTS AS WELL HOHO, SO KEEP EM COMING! HOHO~
AWW, That . You thought it's Myungsoo who took your first kiss. Anyways, now your umma & appa's bestfriends are revealed. THEY'RE THE YULHAE COUPLE~ Even tho I know nothing about that otp. SO WHO EXACTLY ARE UMMA & APPA? :)THERE WILL BE A FLASHBACK DUNN WORRY. :)

GOODBYE~ HOHO~

Umma: “YAH! I OWN THAT LAUGH! INVENT YOUR OWN!” 

 

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