!Warning!
!Debatably funny/cliché pranks and jokes ahead as well as vulgar language but I should be known for that by now lol!
!Read at your own risk!
Sorry 'bout my comedy fails LOL
AND THE CRINGEWORTHY KISS SCENE I TRIED OKAY I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MY FIRST KISS
And any future typos b/c there's probably a lot.

 

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Ten woke up with a sharp jolt. Energy surged through his veins, and he hadn't even taken his daily morning Americano. He knew the exact reason why he felt so hyper that particular morning, and the answer winked at him through his phone screen.

 

Right there, blazing words colored that bright yellow highlighter color, his wallpaper read "APRIL FOOLS DAY!" with confetti floating around in the white background. He had already received a text from his partner in crime, Johnny Seo, ecstatic about how excited he was for today.

 

A soft smile adorned his face when he saw Taeil's whipped cream covered face, an "American Classic" as he described it.

 

Today 6:04 A.M

 

johnny o (a/n: johnny o is a play on "johnny bravo")

>hey chitta, look what i did
>[picture file]
>TAEIL IS SO ING MAD TROLOLOLO

 

me

looks like someone has been sleeping in Taeyong's bed a little too frequently hMMMMMmm<
white- hair dye got all up in his hair lol<
but imma outdo you, just you wait mother er<

 

johnny o

>love to see you try shorty

 

He suddenly felt even more determined to make today his day, their day to make everyone break into laughter and/ or enraged screaming.

 

He already watched a bunch of YouTube videos on pranks the night before and mentally noted pranks that he could pull that were: a) legal enough that he wouldn't get arrested, b) safe enough that his eyebrows wouldn't get burned off, and c) on that fine line of funny and obnoxious that'd push everyone's buttons in the best way possible.

 

Ten had even prepared one specific prank for his oh-so-lovely sister the night before when she was fast asleep but he was still lurking in his room. "Pranks start in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." On cue, the sound of his door clicking and the soft creeekkkkkk of her door opening faintly rang in the hallway.

 

Click! Squish! Phoooommphhh!

 

"TEN CHITTAPHON LEECHAIYAKUL!!" His sister, Tern, slammed Ten's bedroom door open. Ten couldn't help but laugh wildly at her appearance -- covered in an odd concoction consisting of neon feathers, black pom-pom balls, and runny (but glittery) slime.

 

His laughing only grew louder when she marched towards him and hit him on the back on the head, hard. "You're a freaking bastard!!" She yelled at him.

 

"H-Hi Tern--!" He snickered, eagerly reaching for his phone to record a Snapchat video for Johnny (totally for laughs, not to one-up him at all). "Don't you record this!" She tried her best to cover up Ten's camera but to no avail.

 

Ten's laughter was contagious, and he swore he saw a faint smile on her small face. But he was sure his hands were shaking and his laughs were overpowering Tern's screams in the video at his point, but he sent it to Johnny regardless.

 

Today 6:11 A.M

 

me

look what i did~<
[video file]<
HAHAHAHA IT<

 

johnny o

>omfg you're a ing
>i love it

 

me

thanks babe lol<

 

"You actually ," Tern scoffed and smacked his arm repeatedly before stomping out of his room, fuming with anger. Ten could already hear the shrill laughter and pained groans echo from down the hallway from his sister.

 

"Today is gonna be a good day." Ten told to himself as he carried his backpack full of his prank goodies downstairs to greet his parents, all while he was wearing an innocent smile on his face.

 

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A dark and mischevious aura surrounded Ten as he haphazardly shoved his notebooks in his locker. A sly grin decorated his pretty face as he quickly stuffed his bag of pranks inside with his other school supplies.

 

Everyone strayed away from the Thai male. Everyone. Students, faculty, even some of his friends avoided him. Especially his fellow Thai friends BamBam and Lisa (who he normally hung out with on a daily basis), stayed at least 10 meters away from the latter.

 

As for the few that dared step close to Ten, they'd have some kind of trick shoved right into their face. He had the guts to prank Kim Doyoung, his own best friend, when he hugged him in the morning. Keep in mind that the bunny-esque male was wearing a wrestling headgear (courtesy of his boyfriend, Jaehyun), layers upon layers of bubble wrap, and pads protecting every joint in his limbs.

 

And Ten still managed to get him somehow, by dumping a few ice cubes down the others pants. How it was even possible was beyond Doyoung's knowledge. He then proceeded to run to his other friends for protection (like they could do much to stop the tornado named Ten).

 

Ten watched him flee with a victorious glint in his almond shaped eyes, his nose high in the air. He felt all high and mighty today, after all it was his day. Well, his and Johnn--

 

"Oh Teennnnnnn~!" Speaking of the devil, there was the man himself.

 

Johnny strutted up to Ten, an unusually large and goofy grin showed off those perfect white teeth that Ten sometimes wanted to punch out of sheer frustration. Like, c'mon the guy will continue to make jokes while you're in distress. That deserves a kick to the ballsack at the very least.

 

But Ten was too nice of a person to do that to sweet ol' Johnny, so he just punched him repeatedly instead.

 

"Damn, what kind of pills did you take this morning mister?" He wiggled his eyebrows. Johnny's comical face turned from one to another to another in about three seconds flat. "The usual : Ibuprofen, whole bottle of Flintstone Gummies, a couple Cyanide tablet, and one child's soul." He said and looked Ten straight in the eyes, with the most serious look he could have pulled off that morning.

 

The two stared at each other before bursting out into laughter. Johnny banged his fist on the locker, effectively leaving a tiny dent in the metal, while Ten rolled around on the floor laughing his off. "T-That made me laugh more than I should have-- Dear God," Ten wiped a stray tear from the corner of his eye.

 

Johnny helped Ten back up and patted the dust off of his clothing. Ten wasn't exactly the most hygienic person in the entire world (he learned that the hard way while making chocolates), but the latter would drag him out to the mall for hours to replace a single shirt. And then they'd leave the mall with everything but a shirt!

 

Outrageous!

 

"Well, that's a nice way to start off April Fool's Day," Johnny stated. Ten nodded his head along in agreement and began walking down the hallway with Johnny by his side. "So, what kind of things did you set up?" Ten asked the elder.

 

Johnny pursed his lips together and let out a low him. Part of Ten wanted to say Johnny looked goofy, but the other half wanted to say he looked extra good. Like, swipe right worthy levels of attractiveness. But he brushed off the thoughts when Johnny opened his mouth to speak again,

 

"Nothing special honestly, just watch the teacher's lounge."

 

"What do you mean--" Ten stopped dead in his tracks when shrill shrieks filled the hallway. His head turned towards the direction of the screams, and his mouth hung ajar as numerous faculty members dashed out of the room. "How the--"

 

"Just wait, that's not even the best part yet." As Johnny said that, three gigantic snakes slithered out of the teacher's lounge and into the hallway. To say everyone was frightened was an understatement. Even the toughest of the tough, or the brightest out of the pep team couldn't help but scream at the sight of--

 

"SNAKEU! SNAKEU! Nooo I hate snakeus!!" A man who went by the name J-Hope cried out. He trembled in the corner as his friends lovingly while recording a video of him freaking out over a 'snakeu'.

 

Ten let out the brightest laugh Johnny had ever heard out of all his April Fool's pranks; which was saying something because he pulled off a lot of fantastic ones that had him mopping the floor.

 

"H-Holy Johnny!! This i-is amazing, holy !" Ten crouched down at the floor in awe and watched a snake slither by. Johnny stood next to Ten protectively, carefully observing each snake to make sure they didn't eat the latter. Ten was a small dude (even if he didn't like to admit it), he would be eaten in a fraction of a second.

 

Johnny rubbed the back of his neck as if this whole stunt was nothing. "Yeah, I know right. My uncle let me use them because I told him it was for a 'school project'," The -eating grin on Johnny's face told Ten that his poor, innocent uncle had no clue about the terror his nephew has caused.

 

"Damn, I could have dialed my uncle in Thailand and ask him to release an elephant in the courtyard."

 

"It's never too late to try, Ten." An undistinguishable flash passed Johnny's eyes before the latter's eyes turned into crescents. "Look at this lil' guy! Awww he's so precious, yes he is!" A snake was slithering up and around his arms, shoulders, and even part of his torso. Johnny cooed at the snake as if he was calling a dog.

 

"Sure he is Johnny." Ten rolled his eyes. He was determined to top Johnny's prank somehow, even if he really did have to call up his uncle in Chaing Mai to release an elephant or two on school grounds.

 

Ten was just about to turn to Johnny and suggest that they start to walk to class when the latter held up the snake's head to his and said, "Hey, can you see the body parts in there? This little guy just at a cockroach." Nonetheless, it was safe to say Ten was scarred for life and had a new found fear of snakes.

 

He and that J-Hope guy said they'd even start the 'D.N.S' at their school: The "Dance and No Snakes" club, exclusive to dancers who were just as afraid of snakes as they were. They'd stay after school and make it happen, whenever J-Hope wasn't out with his squad and Ten wasn't with Johnny.

 

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They were now in the cafeteria, the most experimental and disastrous place on school grounds. The one place where students were so densely compact, you could find almost anyone within 5 minutes by standing there and doing nothing.

 

An evil grin decorated Ten's face as he plopped right next to Doyoung. The elder was innocently munching on a carrot when Ten slung his arm around his shoulders. Doyoung raised an eyebrow at Ten and asked, "Why the hell do you look more psychotic than usual?"

 

"Because, my dear Doyounggie, I have the most perfect plan I could have ever thought of in the span of 90 minutes." Ten tapped his fingers together maniacally. Doyoung was slightly frightened and concerned about how stupid and/ or inconspicuous his plan was.

 

"Guess what I'm going to do~"

 

"And if I don't want to?"

 

"You'll never find out what it is thus you won't be able to brew up a plan to avoid my oh-so-glorious tricks and you'll end up walking home with half a shirt and a cowboy boot." He said this all while wearing a lazy grin. Doyoung couldn't even tell if Ten was serious or not, but he rather not take the risk of losing both his sneakers and his stylish outfit for a ing boot and half of a shirt.

 

"Alright then, shoot."

 

"I may or may not have spiked the water fountains,"

 

"Ten!" Doyoung smacked the younger male in the head. They'd be dead and drunk as hell if anyone drunk from a water fountain--

 

"You didn't let me finish! I just poured a bunch of soup packet flavorings in the school's water supply so now people can have beef broth instead of that ty toilet water." He finished with a satisfied grin.

 

Doyoung released a heavy sigh and rubbed his temples harshly. He couldn't even comprehend how Ten had gotten a bunch of ramen packets, let alone get into the school's water supply. He was praying that there'd be a separate tank for drinking water and toilet water, because he'd his pants if he saw -colored water come out of a urinal.

 

"You... You need some milk." The elder mumbled. Ten let out a soft giggle and drank from his chocolate milk carton. He shot a smirk at Doyoung who then proceeded to flip him off.

 

Ten continued to eat his lunch as he waited for someone to take a sip from the fountain. But that probably wouldn't have happened until around the end of lunch, where everyone started to leave.

 

His eyes wandered around the cafeteria until he spotted Johnny walking around the center of the cafeteria, long neck stretched out as if he was looking for someone. A bright smile bloomed on Johnny's face when he locked eyes with Ten. "Ohhh I see my man of the hour, I'll be back with a Johnny." Ten got up abruptly.

 

"Don't come back unless you two are done with your nonsensical pranks!" Doyoung shouted.

 

"You sound like Taeyong, you downer!" Ten shouted back, followed by a string of giggles as he approached Johnny.

 

"There's my Ten! What has your brain been brewing since you've been gone?" Johnny asked the latter. A mischevious glint flashed in Ten's eyes before crinkling up to form two crescents. "Eh... You'll find out sooner or later."

 

Johnny let out a gasp and playfully noogied Ten's head. "How dare you not tell your own best friend," Johnny's knuckles rubbed against his scalp even harder. The Thai male let out a cute whine before shaking Johnny's hand off.

 

"But... Then again, I have a special thing, just for you." He raised his eyebrow. The atmosphere around the two suddenly changed. Ten could feel Johnny's aura change into something he has never felt before.

 

Did it scare Ten? Maybe just a little. Even Johnny's dictation made Ten question his best friend even further.

 

Johnny handed Ten a small box, wrapped in holographic paper and topped off with a black bow. Ten carefully observed the box for any kind of indication of what was inside, but there was nothing. "What's this?"

 

Johnny gave him no response, only looking at him with a slight grin on his face. Ten took the silence as a sign to just open the small object.

 

He carefully tore away the wrapping paper to reveal a tiny cardboard box inside. The second he opened the box, he was met with an explosion of glitter. Fine fragments of holographic chunks collided with his pretty face. There was glitter everywhere; down his shirt, in his hair, on his lips.

 

Johnny's shrill laughter echoed in the cafeteria. It drew the attention of the nearby students, immediately releasing a choir of giggles as well as shutter sounds. Ten could feel his cheeks heat up in embarrassment.

 

"I lowkey hate you for this," Ten pouted in an attempt to release the glitter from his lips. Johnny chuckled and swiped his thumb against Ten's bottom lip, effectively transferring some of the glitter chunks from his lips to his thumb.

 

"Yeah? Well, I love you, Ten." Silence hung in the cafeteria. It seemed that everyone in the entire cafeteria had heard Johnny's words (and were a bit shocked to say the least ).

 

"T-This is a prank, right? I don't believe you." Ten felt like he chose the wrong words to say, because Johnny narrowed his eyes at him and gritted his teeth. "So you're calling me a liar?"

 

"I-I'm not calling you a truther." Ten shot back.

 

"Ten, I'm being serious. I actually love you." Johnny's voice dripped with seriousness, he was not kidding at all. He looked Ten straight in the eye with a hard look.

 

Ten felt as though he was even shorter than usual. Johnny's stare made him feel inferior and even submissive, and he didn't like that feeling at all. "Johnny, I know this is a joke, hardeharhar." He let out a nervous laugh. Judgemental looks were thrown at him, but nothing compared to the dark look in Johnny's eyes.

 

"Then tell me if this is a joke," Johnny grasped his chin and leaned in, planting his lips on top of Ten's soft, pink lips. Ten's eyes widened, but he didn't pull away. He was completely frozen in place, staring at Johnny whose eyes were closed.

 

Johnny pushed his lips against Ten's, slowly moving against Ten's trembling lips. He softly nibbled at the bottom of Ten's bottom lip, who still refused to move. Johnny let out a soft sigh and pulled back slowly, "Do you believe me now, huh?" He questioned.

 

Ten squeezed his eyes shut and rapidly shook his head. He knew Johnny would go to obscure lengths to make sure a prank was so believable that he would fall for it himself. He didn't even know if that kiss was real -- but the tingling feeling left on his lips was 100% real.

 

"You're such an idiot, Ten." Johnny muttered and dove back in, instantly wrapping his arms around Ten's waist and pulling him closer. He gently moved his lips against Ten's and felt the latter slowly grip the material of his shirt. He could feel the corners of his lips point upwards when Ten rested his arms on Johnny's shoulders; Ten finally believed him.

 

"And you weren't ing kidding... Were you?" Ten asked quietly. Johnny responded with light butterfly kisses on Ten's neck before finally pecking Ten's lips once again.

 

This time, Ten practically melted into the kiss, squeezing Johnny's shoulders tightly. They moved together in harmony, like two people gracefully dancing in a moonlit garden.

 

"Woohoo, get some, Ten-hyung!" Ten broke the kiss and looked over his shoulder to see Yukhei, one of the dancers in his academy dance classes. Standing next to him were his other friends, including J-Hope who was squealing so loudly he thought the window glass would break.

 

Soon enough, their hollers were enough to make the entire cafeteria applaud the new couple. Some were mainly clapping for the fact that there were no disasters from either of them during lunch, but most genuinely happy for the two.

 

"So, you thought my love for you was a prank? You're ing terrible." Johnny chuckled lowly.

 

"Then how about I prank you on our date to make up for it, hmm?" Ten whispered softly, but Johnny could hear it. He kissed Ten's cheek lovingly, "You can prank me next year for our anniversary, how 'bout dat?" Johnny's horrid imitation of that 'cash me ousside' girl made Ten's eyes sparkle with amusement.

 

"It's a ing deal." Johnny wrapped his arms around Ten's body and hugging the latter tightly. Ten slowly closed his eyes. Johnny's heartbeat ensured that the latter wasn't kidding about loving him, and he never felt happier about it. The warmth coming from Johnny's embrace was soothing, he just wanted to fall asleep in those arms forever.

 

"Oh my ing God ewewewewewewewewewew!! What the hell is this crap?!" The two glanced over at the opposite end of the cafeteria, where poor old Mark was being finicky as he wiped his tongue repeatedly with a napkin. Brownish-yellow water spurted out of the fountain. A cheeky grin bloomed on Ten's face and Johnny instantly knew the reason for Mark's distress. Jeno, was practically drowning the latter with his bottled water as he tried to aid him.

 

"Well, that spells Happy April Fool's Day for you, doesn't it Johnny o?"

 

"And Happy 9 minutes and 37 seconds Anniversary, Chitta."

 

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Okay. So. I was about an hour in from working on this oneshot before I had technical difficulties and all my work got deleted. And the first half of this story is my attempt at rewriting the I wrote :D
I'm not mad at all. Oh nooooo it's not like I had a hard time recreating what I wrote b/c I was super happy with the way it was originally.
NOT. MAD. AT ALL. :DDDDD

AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP ON APRIL 1ST BUT SCHOOL SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WITH THE HILT OF ROMEO'S DAGGER.

 

But on the bright side, it's finally Spring Break! WOOHOO!! TOtally excited to kick back and do absolutely nothing but procrastinate all week long.
Hope y'all are having a fantastic weekend (b/c I know I am, sitting here eating a bunch of brownies :)

And hopefully, y'all enjoyed my attempts at a 'comedy' fanfic >.< I tried okay, I'm not funny IRL honestly.
I'm the fool who laughs and giggles and smiles at everything. EV-ERY-THING.

So... Maybe a comedy x fluffy fic that's hella late for April Fool's day wasn't the best idea.
And that ending probably could have been better thought out but I personally liked how upfront it was.

Okay I'll shut up now and let y'all get on with your day/night
Stay happy and healthy everyone :D And to anyone who has pollen allergies, make sure to take your medicine and stuffs >.<

Signing off, Nic. ♡