a/n: double update bc both chapters are rlly short - go back to chapter 2 first

Minghao: hi this is dino

Minghao: my crush- ahem I mean friend is debuting soon in a group called pristin

Minghao: so u hyungs all better support them

Yugyeom: oh u mean Siyeon, right?

Minghao: wait what how do u kno who she is

BamBam: Minghao told us

Minghao: wHAT THAT LITTLE

Minghao: brb need to kill a hyung

Minghao: sUPPORT PRISTIN AND DONT U DARE LAY A HAND ON PLEDIS' CHILD

Minghao: BYE

Jungkook: what

Jungkook: Pledis's child??

Mingyu: oh right, Siyeon is nicknamed Pledis' child bc she's been training since she was 9 (since 2009)

Yugyeom: Wow

DK: aHAHAH DINO IS CHASING MINGHAO RIGHT NOW 

DK: wait until the rest found out he spilt the beans about their relationship

Mingyu: especially woozi that hyung does not hold back

DK: oH RIGHT DID WE TELL U THE TIME OUR SHIRT LITTLE LEADER CHASED MINGYU (a very tol being) WITH A GUITAR IT WAS HILAROUS

Jungkook: remind me not to mess with him

Jungkook: seokjin hyung was watching behind me and saw our conversation 

Jungkook: he said to stop talking with weird people 

Minghao: I'm back and by 'I' I mean Minghao not dino

Yugyeom: hi

BamBam: Jackson just lit the kitchen on fire brb running for my life rn

Yugyeom: if u find me dead then my last words are: at least I didn't get killed by jinyoung hyung

Jungkook: what is happening

Minghao: rip ^^

Jungkook: so YUJU msged me and idk what to say 

DK: tell her that DK IS HANDSOME AND U SHOULD TRY DATING HIM WINK WONK

Jungkook: she replied with 'DK as in Seokmin?? is this some prank or?? did I give the wrong person my number? who is this????'

DK: ...

Minghao: hAHAHAHAHA RIP

Jungkook: hello, this Seokjin of BTS and I do not appreciate you guys teaching my Jungkook bad words and slang such as 'rip' or about girls??? like he just asked me 'what is a '??????? I'm sorry but my child should not be hanging around weird kids

Jungkook has left the chat

VamBam: ... what do we do now

Yugyeom: I know

Yugyeom has added Jungkook to the chat

Yugyeom: hey kookie