"prayer circle for jaehyo"
Excerpts from Block B's group chatKyung: soooo
Kyung: are we gonna talk about that kiss that happened a few weeks ago
Minhyuk: you’re going to have to elaborate on who was kissing who
Jihoon: …
Kyung: Jihoon and Taeil of course
Kyung: Jihoon’s dreams coming true
Minhyuk: ohhh
Jiho: that one
Jihoon: hyungs
Jaehyo: Jihoon’s ears are going red
Kyung: where’s Taeil
Kyung: I can see he’s reading this
Kyung: or maybe that’s Yukwon
Minhyuk: no Yukwon’s out
Jiho: Taeil
Jiho: Lee Taeil
Taeil: show some respect to your hyung
Jaehyo: uh oh
Kyung: but forreal what happened
Taeil: do you really want to know?
Jiho: yes
Kyung: yes
Minhyuk: yes
Jaehyo: hell yes
Taeil: he accosted me
Taeil: it was cute
Jihoon: hyung pls
Taeil: i can’t even remember what I was angry about but I stormed up there ready to tear him a new one
Kyung: ;)
Taeil: and then he just grabbed me and kissed me and said something about getting it over and done with
Taeil: and I smacked him and said what the are you doing
Jihoon: HYUNG PLS
Taeil: and he went all red and showed me the message I’d sent
Taeil: and I realised
Jaehyo: Jihoon has keeled over now
Kyung: WELL? IS THERE ANY KISSING TO BE HAD IN THE FUTURE?
Minhyuk: lol
Jaehyo: he’s making garbled noises
Kyung: h o n e s t l y if these chats got leaked we would be ed
Minhyuk: yeah
Minhyuk: I’m the only pure one
Jaehyo: um, and me
Minhyuk: you kissed Jiho once so you don’t count
Taeil: Jaehyo’s Gay Experience™
Jaehyo: yeah well you had one too
Taeil: who said I only had one?
Kyung: holy
Kyung: what colour is Jihoon now
Jaehyo: a particularly vibrant shade of purple
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Jihoon: are tomatoes a fruit
Jihoon: Mino needs to know
Kyung: are you doing bar trivia again
Jihoon: yes
Jaehyo: yes tomatoes are a fruit
Jihoon: what the hell
Jihoon: >:(
Jihoon: they look nothing like fruits
Minhyuk: fruits come in all different shapes and sizes
Jihoon: NOT TOMATO SHAPED
Kyung: where’s my invite
Jihoon: got lost in the mail <3
Kyung: aish
Kyung: little
Jaehyo: strawberries are a vegetable
Kyung: wot
Jaehyo: they are
Jaehyo: i read it on the internet
Kyung: they’re not
Kyung: back me up guys
Taeil: yeah no they’re definitely a fruit
Jaehyo: if tomatoes can be a fruit, strawberries can be a vegetable
Jaehyo: it makes sense
Jiho: no it doesn’t
Taeil: just admit you’re wrong
Jaehyo: i’m not though
Yukwon: look at what wikipedia says
Yuwkon: The garden strawberry is a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria (collectively known as the strawberries). It is cultivated worldwide for its fruit.
Taeil: fruit
Minhyuk: not vegetable
Taeil: I worry about our Jaehyo sometimes
Jiho: me too
Taeil: remember when he thought cruise control meant the car completely drove itself
Jiho: that was scary
Jaehyo: THEY’RE A VEGETABLE
Minhyuk: NO THEYRE NOT
Jiho: THEY ARE NOT
Taeil: NO
Yukwon: no they’re not
Jihoon: woah my phone blew up what happened
Taeil: hyo being dumb again
Jaehyo: oh
Jaehyo: y’all are right
Jaehyo: :(
Taeil: honestly
Taeil: hyonestly
Jiho: eugh that was a bad pun
Jihoon: i laughed
Jiho: you laugh at everything
Jihoon: true
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Jihoon: sorry hyungs ㅠㅠ i just woke up and I’m feeling really sick, so I don’t think i’ll be able to come to dance practice today
Kyung: hahahaha
Jaehyo: lmao
Minhyuk: Jihoonie
Minhyuk: the choreo isn’t even that hard
Yukwon: conduct zero was harder and you did fine
Jiho: Jihoon I know you’re not sick
Jiho: get your to the studio or else
Taeil: or else what?
Jiho: you’re not getting out of it either so don’t even try
Kyung: i wish i could verify those claims but i’m already en route
Taeil: I haven’t left yet
Jiho: go get him
Taeil: but
Jiho: hyung please
Jihoon: but I really am sick :( don’t send Taeil hyung around, he’ll get sick too
Taeil: i’ll wear a mask, dummy
Taeil: see you in a few
Taeil: ok yeah no he actually is sick
Jiho: oh
Jiho: sorry Jihoonie
Jiho: you’ve just pulled this boy who cried wolf too many times
Yukwon: what’s wrong with him?
Minhyuk: unless his limbs are falling off he can still dance
Taeil: leave him be
Kyung: hm
Jaehyo: hmm
Kyung: hmmm
Taeil: he’s throwing up the poor thing
Kyung: holy did you just say “the poor thing”
Kyung: someone screenshot
Taeil: i’ll stay back to take care of him
Jiho: of course you will
Minhyuk: we’ll learn a super cool move that you two will miss out on
Yukwon: heh
Kyung: okay
Kyung: I just
Kyung: okay
Jaehyo: what?
Kyung: I went round to Jihoon’s to check on him
Kyung: ‘cause he and Taeil weren’t saying anything
Jiho: am I going to have to pay up?
Minhyuk: omg
Kyung: and they were curled up in bed together asleep
Kyung: it was the cutest thing look I took a picture
Jiho: holy
Jaehyo: wow
Kyung: i left them in peace
Kyung: but I sense some money making its way to me soon from Jiho’s pocket
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Kyung: oh god
Kyung: JAEHYO
Kyung: AHN JAEHYO
Jihoon: why are you screaming
Taeil: JAEHYO PLEASE
Jihoon: what’s going on
Taeil: Jaehyo left his phone connected to the dorm speakers via bluetooth
Taeil: and is now watching some in his room
Taeil: on the same phone
Kyung: I CAN’T GO IN WHAT IF HE’S
Taeil: we’re in the living room
Taeil: it’s so loud
Jihoon: ohhh
Jiho: rofl he did that at the old dorm once, remember?
Jihoon: jaehyo hyung u need to sort out ur devices :(
Jiho: you’re one to talk, you break your phone all the time
Kyung: JAEHYO PLEASE THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD
Kyung: it’s straight I think
Kyung: or a really girly
Yukwon: ...sigh
Taeil: damn this is
Kyung: JAEHYO
Jaehyo: RIGHT YES SORRY OKAY
Jiho: lol
Jaehyo: sorry about that
Kyung: OH GOD
Kyung: NOW HE’S PLAYING FREEZE
Kyung: HE’S LOCKED THE DOOR
Kyung: TAEIL HYUNG
Taeil: IM GOING
Jihoon: rest in pieces, Jaehyo
Kyung: I wish I could say he would be dearly missed
Kyung: but Taeil is about to peel his skin from his flesh so I don’t think that would go over well
Jihoon: i’ll pray for him
Jiho: prayer circle for Jaehyo
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