6:37 AM

The early light of dawn breaks over the city of Seoul, most of its citizens are still fitfully dozing.

"WAKE UP -O's," the loud voice of Bang Si-Hyuk boomed. "KOREAN LAW SAYS I HAVE TO MAKE SURE U DICKSTICKS AREN'T DYING EVERY YEAR SO GET UP WE'RE GOIN TO THE DOCTOR'S."

Jungkook rubbed his sleepy eyes, "D-doctor? Are you going to give us a physical behind the company building again?"

Bang grumbled, "Not after I nearly got hit with those ual assualt charges... ANYWAYS, I FOUND A REAL CHEAP DOCTOR BUT YOU S ARE STILL PAYING FOR IT YA GOT THAT?"

By now the other members were slowly waking up as well. Namjoon let out a particularly loud fart.

"JESUS CHRIST NAMJOON THIS ROOM IS NOT PROPERLY VENTILATED, IF I WANTED TO GET GASSED I'D CROSS THE BORDER TO THE NORTH," yelled Jimin as Namjoon's kimchi infused fart reached his nostrils.

Namjoon stirred and then yelped, "GOD DAMN IT V CREAMED HIS PANTS AGAIN I TOLD HIM NOT TO GO TO BED WATCHING AOA MV'S."

And with that, our unsuspecting idols got ready for their appointment...