ARTISTS I WILL STILL SUPPORT POST-BREAKUP

BIGBANG | JESSICA JUNG | 2NE1

BIGBANG face the dilema all boy groups have, and it's the compulsary military service. If they decide to break up after that, I will be sad, but I know they've left their mark in K-Pop history, and I will always have their music win my iPod. Since T.O.P., GD and Taeyang are roughly the same age (T.O.P.'s older I think) that would mean -3 quickly. Daesung and Seungri will probably do solo activities.

And you know what? D-Lite is gonna slay this. He just has to head to Japan, make some music, and BAM. Generate enough bone for the D-Liters to chew on before heading to the army. Seungri will be V.I. and K-Popdom will have their y back, because, face it: Seungri is . y naughty maknae always gets the ladies. Always thought GD would be the first to get himself in a scandal.

The fate of 2NE1 kinda relies on CL, because CL is synanymous with 2NE1. Bom, gurl, we know you're depressed, but don't smuggle drugs, okay? There are lots of alternatives. Talk to your physician to get a better, legal prescription. Dara, sweet Dara... We love you. We really do. Minzy, come back with something hot for us, gurl. We miss you. Show us what the badass maknae can do.

As much as I love the Soshi girls, I can't help but feel... betrayed. When I started my Soshi journey, the first one I recognized was really Sica (maomao hair yo). Because variety shows and the music is what matters, I decided that Jessica Jung is the Soshi for me. For a while, I switched between Yuri, Yoona and Tiffany before settling on the one and only Jessica as my Queen Soshi.

OTHER GROUPS I LIKE, BUT...

B1A4...

QUEEN CNU IS THE GODDESS OF B1A4

KING JINYOUNG AND QUEEN CNU RULE OVER THE PEACEFUL KINGDOM OF B1A4. THEY HAVE THREE LOVELY CHILDREN: CROWN PRINCE SANDEUL, SQUIRREL PRINCESS BARO AND BABY PRINCE GONGCHAN.