I don't feel like telling you my real name so just call me anything you want...

But if any of you would call me anything insulting, I will hunt you down and feed you

to my non-existent pet dragon. 

I an more then 18 years old but younger than 25. (Even if I don't act like it most of the time..)

Yes I don't want to tell you my real age ether so just guess. 

I am very lazy.

So if I ever post a story here, I probably won't upload every single day.

= FAIR WARNING =