2NE1Soshi

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I write my stories in Hyoyeon's bedroom while she dances to the rhythm of Jessica's heartbeat and listens to 2NE1's glorious sounds full of orgasmic wonder. Sunny and I often relieve stress by catching chickens on her own secret farm and gaming on my PS3& DS3 but she gets butt hurt when I kick her ass all the time. Me and Amber are undercover best friends who have multiple conversations about llamas& dinosaurs spoken in English, Chinglish and half-assed Korean while waiting in Henry's kitchen to eat his mouth-watering glory called food. Sooyoung almost always joins us but sometimes Bom shows up when there's corn and bread included. Minzy hits me up to hang out with her since she needs someone her age but CL always distracts me with her obsession of Rilakkuma & Teddy. Me and Dara always talk about how wonderful it is to not have friends but I actually have a lot. Shhhh! Don't tell her because I'm secretly trying to hook her up with everyone I know! I frequently have long distance conversations over the phone with Fei and Jia gossiping about other kpop stars because others don't understand Cantonese. I secretly stalk Doojoon and Yoseob while they play around with each other in their bedrooms. I'm Junho's secret girlfriend of 3 years while having an affair with Wooyoung. My editor is my partner in crime and we troll our readers while frolicking in our luscious green meadow full of sunshine and daisies.

I know English, Cantonese, Spanish & Korean because I'm cool like that. You have been warned...

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Name's Dory.