tweets & SSF

ok look, yes, i already know am pretty y/mean as an author. but you're not here to get to know me anyways, right? just read my stories if they tickle your fancy; there's no need to interact with me. i'm not like other authors, and i don't write for my readers. i write for myself.

don't ask me or tell me when to update. i never ask anyone to comment or subscribe or upvote or anything.