Hello to everyone reading my profile! 

   Wassup? My name is Jang Hye Shin (well, not really, but I ain't gonna tell you my real name. MWAHAHAHA!!!). Anyway, I'm a rookie writer with a poor vocabulary and a terrible grammar, so please bear with it until I get a proper English lesson. So... What can I say about me? I love reading, listening to music, watching K-Dramas and variety shows, writing, roleplaying and sleeping. And drinking coffee. 

 

   I read anytime I can. Literally. My mom scolded me once for reading while riding my bike. I ended up in the hospital, anyways. Always listen to your progenitors. I even have a schedule for reading certain books on certain days, because my mom won't buy books for me often, really. On Monday, I can read The Orphan Master's Son, City of Bones, Ink Heart, Seculum, The Mark of Athena, The Selection, Tao Te Ching and The Fault In Our Stars. I don't read all of them, of course. Just the ones I have time for. (Yes, I know right now you're like "Good, author-nim. Too bad nobody cares." Like Block B down there).  My favorite author is the Magnificent and Terrible Rick Riordan (that guy doens't know when to stop, seriously).  I got into Literature because of my best friend, who is like the Conficious of our generation. She said that if I didn't get into reading, I'd end up living between sloths and alpacas in Wonderland. As you can see, she's very good at arguing. 

 

   As for music, my favorite and most biased band has always been, is, and will always be B.A.P (Uri B. A-P. Yes sir! That's what they say, right?). My favourite song from them is definatly "Goodbye". However, my favourite song without taking B.A.P in consideration is "Mine" by JYJ's Kim Jaejoong - I'm in love with its dark and strong lyrics, and I love the rythm it has. (I guess it's quite obvious because of the personal message, isn't it?) Rock above all. Bias? Yongguk, no space left to debate. (but Zelo is so cute! -No. Yongguk. -Jong Up's a great dancer! -Shut up. Yongguk. -Himchan... (hits in the head with a broom) -Yongguk, I tell you!). *CLEARS THROAT* Back to the topic. I also have a thing for VIXX, BTS and Block B, specially for Ravi, V and Zico. They're just... ah. Too many feelings. Sorry, my hormones are talking over my profile. I play the piano and the guitar, and I've been taking singing lessons for the past year. I hope I can tell the world who I really am one day through my music, or make people realize the importance of problems that happen in our cities but we often ignore. That sounded deep... oops.

 

   Now... K-Dramas. I'm currently watching like ten of them, I have no cure. The wild and bloody fangirl inside of me won't let me watch just one. (At least I'm cute! Or so does my mother tell me...). I love (like, really love. Die-hard fan level love) My Love From The Stars, Boys Over Flowes, Shut Up! Flower Boy Band, A Witch's Romance, Coffee Prince, Trot Lovers, You're The Best Lee Sun Shin, It's 
Ok That's Love and Beautiful Man. And I love Kim Bum. He's a God. He's... Kim Bum. I wish he was my older brother, really. Variety Shows! Happy Together! Hello Counselour! Beatles Code! Show Champion! Next question!

 

   Writing, well... I will soon publish the first chapter of my first story, I'm still adding one or two details, but please look forward to it. Sorry, I like stating the obvious. 

 

   Next topic, roleplaying! I was BIGBANG's G-Dragon in my first roleplay, and I was certainly a very strange person (I used to give Oreos to random citizens as well as tackling them).  I also roleplayed as Song Jieun, who was sweet and childish and liked making people feel better. The cool thing about RPing is that you can act as psycho as you want without anyone telling you not do so, isn't it?

 

   And at last but not least, coffee! Well, my doctor hates me because he's told me like a thousand times NOT to drink coffee three times a day, but, sorry old man, I love coffe. I crave for coffee. Coffee is my life. I need coffee. I'm drinking coffee right now. And no, I don't have psychological issues.

 

   You'll like my story! I'm sure of it! Read it! (come, we have candy) (not really, but that's what I thought when I saw the gif. Ha ha). 

 

 

 

 

 

 So... Read my story? I'm sure that someone between the hundreds of users in AsianFanfics will like it. MAY THE ALPACAS BE REMAIN BY YOUR SIDE, NOW WALK HAPPILY LIKE B.A.P.

 

Thank you for your time and I hope you all grow wings,

 

Jang Hye Shin 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*JAEHYO OUT OF THE ING NOWHERE!*